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This morning, I am walking to my car. I am minding my OWN BUSINESS and all of a sudden this pigeon SHOOTS in front of me cooing bloody murder. I call him Heart Attack Pigeon now, because of what he did. He was calmly sitting there, I was walking, nobody was giving anybody any heart attacks. And then he decides that I am somehow a threat EVEN ( Read more... )