Comments | artemisofluna: This is about catpoo. Don't read if you are somehow offended by cat poo.

artemisofluna

This is about catpoo. Don't read if you are somehow offended by cat poo.

Mar 26, 2011 01:22

My cat just had poo stuck to her bum. This is not the first time this has happened to her, because she is one classy lady. But apparently to fix it this time, she felt she needed to DRAG ASS ALL OVER MY CARPET ( Read more... )

shut up all of you i'm dying!, omf ew, skidmark, shit bear, stupid body, kitty!, wtfery, ariadne and her ball of wool, disease, lol toilet humour, poonuggets

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shatters March 25 2011, 12:26:38 UTC

askjdjaksdadakslda ARIADNE x.x

This is when I'm glad chinnies have tiny, non-smelling, non-gooey poop you can just scoop. On the bad side, their pee is like...radioactive.

[edit] non-gooey poop you can just scoop ..........askldjasdjka wtf

artemisofluna March 25 2011, 12:29:01 UTC

It actually didn't smell, which was good! It was just rather gross, since I have germ issues anyway!

YOU MAKE A POO RHYME! DIG IT!

shatters March 25 2011, 12:39:50 UTC

Understandable alsjdza added to if you have a disgruntled kitty going DX stop that.

aksjdalsdla /cries lasdkls;a

artemisofluna March 25 2011, 12:42:39 UTC

She got over it! And luckily, I find it terribly amusing now that it's all cleaned up! I basically think she's the best thing ever, pootrails and all.

:D!

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shoemoney2night March 25 2011, 13:34:36 UTC

Eeee, poo-bums are the worst. D: Alfie is a big ball of fluff (and the spitting image of Grug from behind) and occasionally he gets a poo caught in the bum-fur, too. It is so very gross. Fortunately he's never given my poo-trails, though!

_honeyspider March 25 2011, 14:17:54 UTC

Oh my god, that Grug picture just gave me childhood flashbacks. I remember him!

shoemoney2night March 26 2011, 01:06:31 UTC

Grug was awesome!

artemisofluna March 26 2011, 01:03:26 UTC

It was my first, and hopefully my last pootrail! She's a unique little thing...

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pretty_kozi March 25 2011, 15:41:23 UTC

Oh the joys of cat parenthood. I honestly enjoyed this entry because I laughed and can totally sympathize.

artemisofluna March 26 2011, 01:03:42 UTC

I am glad you laughed, I did too :D

pretty_kozi March 28 2011, 04:57:20 UTC

The things that our pets do to keep us entertained and grossed out at the same time.

anonymous March 25 2011, 18:37:39 UTC

This comes at an appropriate time, because at this very moment Olympus has a turd caught in his bumfur, and mum and I have to get around to giving him a bath to clean it all off.

And LOL Skidmark. ♥

I've never known a cat to drag, oddly enough. xD Much less six feet.

Also, that icon is truly perfect for the content of this entry. I like to imagine that that's everyone's face when they find poo skidmarks, regardless of their origin or size.

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LJ, you lying bitch. artemisofluna March 26 2011, 01:05:49 UTC

Bumfur is such a hassle! She's a medium-hair cat but her bumfluff is apparently problematic!

:D!

I have never seen it either! It was in circles all over my room. Little brat.

Pretty much!