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[artemisofluna]

Yesterday I nearly cut my finger off cutting up tomatoes for a salad. And today my nephew, sister and the family flew away from me :( TWO BIG FROWNS! And Jayann went back to Missoula but hopefully she is coming back next week yayyyy

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[_honeyspider]

American foods! I will use my valley girl accent and talk about how Twinkies are, like, totally a kids food and, like, soooo filled with calories and stuff?

[_honeyspider]

... That was an emo icon to post with. Have a happier one, especially since you're already sad about your lovelies leaving :/

[artemisofluna]

HAHAHHAH it's all good. It made me giggle actually. WAH, TWINKIESSSSS!!!

[pretty_kozi]

Are you as accident prone as I am with sharp objects? Don't cut any fingers off, they are important, especially when writing fantastically epic logs with us wonderful people. XD

I'm not good with knives, exacto blades and glass. I've nearly cut the tip of my finger off and have the scar to prove it. KEEP YOUR FINGERS SAFE!

BUTTERFINGERS. Corn flakes and chocolate. I love those things.....omg dude...your making me hungry for all the stuff that would make my sugars go crashing down!

[artemisofluna]

Sliced right through the thumbnail and now I'm kind of useless! My 15 year old nephew had to untie my shoes for me this morning. He mocked me. I deserved it. I CAN LOG THOUGH! YAY!

I did that with a razor in a Viennese basement. True story. And then my finger felt weird for a long time because there was a piece missing. I tell GROSS stories :D Yeah, if you drop your new razor, just let it fall. Don't try to catch it....

Yeah, DON'T EAT THEM, REN! They're not for me, when I eat Twinkies, I feel like I'm dying.

[pretty_kozi]

Oh yes, I've done that with a box cutter before. Was making books for Graphic design class and it slipped on the ruler and went through the nail and nailbed. I shook the whole time because I'm a TAD squeamish when it comes to blood, it scares the hell out of me.

OUCH. OMG. FLAILS. I...will remember that....

I know. If I even eat too much bread it tastes good on the way down and then about an hour later I feel like I'm going to fall out on the floor. This whole no starches and sugar things kind of sucks when you get down to it, and then we still do it anyway and ask ourselves WHY WHY WHY later.

I won't I promise!

[artemisofluna]

I was so calm. I said, "uh oh" and my mother said, "OH NO DID YOU CUT YOURSELF?!" and I was like "Yeah. Right through the nail actually. Do you have bandaids" and my mother put two on because one wasn't enough. And I was totally calm and it didn't hurt that much, it's just damn annoying!

Yeah, I did that so you don't have to ;)

Luckily, I can still do starches. But sugars...nooo. Not even fruit without something to balance it. I just get so....eugh. And I do it and then I'm like "WHYYYYY?!"

[shoemoney2night]

Is feeding non-Americans Twinkies the equivalent of feeding Americans Vegemite? (I did that when I went to the States a few years ago. It was hilarious.)

[pretty_kozi]

Vegemite?

[shoemoney2night]

Vegemite!

It's an Australian sandwich spread made from yeast extract. Very popular here in Oz, but most non-Aussies think it's disgusting.

[_honeyspider]

God damn I live on vegemite, seriously.

(I might have died if they didn't have it when I moved to NZ.)

this is what I actually came to post heh but I went all Europe-patriotic over food oops iluuu

[sancta_terra]

Sno-Balls? Sno-Balls? Sno Balls? Where's the fucking Twinkies?

ilu2!!!

[artemisofluna]

And I only JUST understand this because I finally saw Zombieland!

[moment_of_sen]

Can you bring marshmellow fluff??? Are you allowed??? O.O

[artemisofluna]

I CAN TRY! :D

[moment_of_sen]

Hoorrraaaayyyy!

Just a little tub tho yeah, that stuff is potent.