Don't you judge me and my needs....

[artemisofluna]

There's a man at the cafe downstairs who has a rather unique accent. He's incredibly cheerful and always friendly, but most of the time I can't understand him and that makes me really nervous. Social situations, you know... He's from an Eastern European country...you know, previously part of the USSR but not Russia. I do not know which part and

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[butterballs]

'Sorry for my stupid' = awesome :P

[artemisofluna]

We just got another one saying "Hi I just completed my ass degree" which I love too! Sorry for my stupid is still better!

[phfa]

Hahahaha, ass degree. I know a few people who have one of those -_-

[artemisofluna]

I have one in German, so I can have the uber roadrage!

"DO YOU WANT A COCK?! ISSA NICE COCK, ALISON! I HAVE A BIG COCK AND A SMALL COCK, ALISON! WHICH ONE DO YOU WANT?!"

OMFG I am so funny.

[treacleangel]

*dies of laffter*

We have cock in the fridge here. I guess you will put pepsi in there when you are over ^_^

I wish more people apologised for their stupid.

[artemisofluna]

I love Pepsi!! Oh yes!

So do I. That's certainly a first, right there!

[anomalous_data]

SEARCH YOUR FEELINGS

THAT COCK WOULD BE MUCH BETTER THAN A PEPSI

MORE REFRESHING

[artemisofluna]

HAHAHAHHAHHA BUT I AM A PEPSBIAN!

[anomalous_data]

YOU JUST HAVEN'T FOUND THE RIGHT COCK.

...LIKE MINE :D /creeper

[artemisofluna]

Awwww, I do love you :D