Housekeeping

[artemisms]

Renji whistled to himself as he hiked back from the stream, fishing pole over his shoulder, tackle box in one hand and cooler in the other.  He’d asked Byakuya if he’d wanted to come with him, but his taichou had steadfastly refused.  Renji knew better by now than to try and get the older shinigami to do anything he didn’t want to, so he’d simply

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[annieroo2]

ROFL!! I love to laugh and this had humor galore!
This was worth every second of reading time. Crack is good for the soul. Although with Byakuya's strange sense of humor recently, it's probably not as cracky as it once would have been. ;)

The way you painted the house looking when Renji returned, sadly reminded me of my own house, but it earned a definite chuckle! But the whining about the wrinkled clothes, the horrible food and then Renji basically patting him on the head for trying had me in hysterical giggles. Oh and the massage "with a happy ending" just had me in stitches.

Really loved this! Thanks for sharing it. :)

[artemisms]

lol Pretty sure my house looks like that, too, sometimes ^^;; And of course they have to have happy endings at the end of their massages!! teehee ^^

I'm so glad you enjoyed it~!! Yay, crack for the soul, haha ^^ I'll see you around on aarin ^_~ hehe <3

[shunpo]

I don't think you ever cease to make me smile.

Man, you're a genius.

You should bottle you up and sell you on the market, hot damn. You'd make a fortune.

If I haven't told you lately I love you, well then, shame on me.

P.S. I love you.

[artemisms]

Wow O.O aww, I love you, too XD

Hmm, I could actually use the money this month, so I will take that "sell myself" into consideration. Wait, does that mean I have to become a hooker??? O.o lololol

[shunpo]

Uhhh...

That or a mercenary!!

I'm banking on mercenary.

[gogo_ergo_sum]

That was really, really cute. And fun. And it made gogo laugh so hard because, well, this Bya is ALMOST just like gogo, except that gogo likes the word "fuck" any old time and would have no problems fucking before dinner. And, gogo signs just about everything with "xoxo," which you've probably experienced many times over the past 9 months of so.

But beyond that, it was like reading about gogo's self. Husband-taichou is def more the house-husband than gogo will ever be a house-waifu. (which is why gogo so desperately needs a full time house-boy. Perhaps Renji would like to apply?)

xoxo

[artemisms]

Well, here I am, finally replying to you :P I'm sooo glad you liked it ^^ yes I didn't even think of the "xoxo" thing until you pointed it out lol

And Renji's busy being someone else's house-waifu :P

[ladyfiction]

Was that a ''Robot Chicken'' moment I spotted? (if you have no idea what the show is, then ignore this completely) A little ''Happy Ending''. If it was meant in that way, let me tell you, I nearly died laughing.

Byakuya actually lets servants massage him? Lower class people TOUCH HIM?! I loved every little detail you tossed in about royalty and Bya's incessant bitchiness. But his attempts were so adorable that I nearly died of an ''AWWW'' attack.

I swear, this entire story nearly killed me. But in a good way, of course <3

[artemisms]

*blink, blink* Actually, I DO know what robot chicken is! Did I make some unintended reference?? *lol* How funny.

Well traditionally a massage is done by a servant :P But I bet he makes those bitches wear protective gloves. *shudder* Icky common fingers touching his pristine skin.

I'm glad you liked it XD

[ladyfiction]

You did make a reference. There's one skit, where after getting a massage, the guy is offered a ''happy ending''. He thinks it's sexual, runs away, they go on this big chase, she continuously follows, until he falls down a flight of stairs and she offers him an egg roll, whilst saying, ''happy ending''... It's funnier if you've seen it, trust me.

[artemisms]

I HAVE seen that skit! LOL But "happy ending" is a common term to refer to sex after a massage ... sometimes the masseuse will just bring you to orgasm with his/her hands. I believe this generally takes place in places where prostitution is, you know ... legal LOL

[towel_master]

Oh Bya~! *snuggles*

This is so adorable... I was sniggering through the whole thing!

[artemisms]

hehe ^^ So glad you liked it~!!