JE fanfic: Sexy pants
Title: Sexy Pants
Fandom: JE, KAT-TUN, NEWS
Pairings and Characters: Yamapi-->Jin, Ryo
Word Count: 1795 *falls over*
Rating: PG-15?
Summary: Yamapi struggles with looking "sexy" in his photoshoot. Jin and Ryo opt to help out.
A/N: Written for the One-Hour Fic Challenge. Even though my entry sucks :D;
Other participants here:
goldengutgirl | karinberry | pearljemz | traveling psycho | bloodybrilliant | deventir | procreational | shichihenge | jackoweskla | superlover | tinyangl
*CLICK*
“Yamashita-san, please try not to look so... annoyed.”
Biting back a grimace, Yamapi put on his sexy look again.
*CLICK*
“This time... not so defiant, ne?”
*CLICK*
“Please, Yamashita. Just a few more.”
Doing his best, Yamapi posed, subtly clenching his jaw to keep his teeth from chattering, clenching the cold counter behind him.
“And- done! Take ten, everyone!”
Yamapi quickly took the thin yukata offered to him by an assistant, wrapping it around himself quickly, shivering violently. It was completely ridiculous to be expected to work in these conditions. What had they done, turned the thermostat off overnight, or merely piled snow onto the set before he came?
Rubbing his legs together and doing an odd sort of dance around to try and warm himself up, Yamapi caught sight of two familiar figures hiding in the back.
“Ryo? Jin? Why are you here?”
“We came to visit you!!”
Yamapi flushed slightly as Jin beamed at him, dancing over to kiss his forehead. “Ryo and I both have free time, so we came to see you, ne!”
Yamapi smiled, doing his best to quash the butterflies fluttering in his middle. “That's kind, Jin. But you really didn't have to-”
Ryo snickered as he sauntered over, Jin looking around at the set. “Why? Don't want us to see your spectacular failure of a photo shoot?”
“I didn't want to see your failure of a face,” Yamapi retorted, smiling despite himself. He paused. “...Is it really that bad?”
“It wasn't really very sexy,” Jin said honestly, hesitant. “You looked like you wanted to kill the camera men.”
“How am I supposed to look sexy??” Yamapi moaned, wrapping his robe around himself tighter. “It's so cold in here!!”
“I think that's to make your nipples hard,” Ryo said idly, and Yamapi's face flamed. “Also, the cold helps contract your muscles and make them more pronounced.”
Jin bit his lip, before abruptly throwing himself on Yamapi.
“Ah!- Jin?!!”
“I feel so bad for you!!” Jin wailed, hugging his friend tightly. “You have a sexy photo shoot, but nothing is turning out right, and what if it's not sexy enough and everyone hates it and you have to redo it somewhere even colder like the Arctic or something and-”
Slightly astonished, Pi just hugged his friend back while Ryo laughed.
“Jin, Pi'll be fine,” Ryo said, snickering. “Given that he's able to look more sexy in the shoots with the model.”
“But what if he can't??”
Jin moved to get off of him, and Pi nearly reached for him to pull him back, instantly missing the warmth he provided. Pushing his momentary lapse out of his mind, he refocused on the two.
“It can't be that hard,” Ryo stated blandly, raising an eyebrow. “He's half-naked. All he has to do is change the dead-fish eyes to something more titillating, and he's golden.”
“Yamapi does not have dead fish eyes!!”
Yamapi watched as Jin objected hotly, and his lips curved upwards slightly, despite the cold. Ryo just rolled his eyes.
“He does,” he said flatly. “Jin, into-camera shots are some of the easiest sexy poses ever, and Yamapi fails at them. It's not sexy at all.”
“Yamapi is very sexy!”
Yamapi felt himself flush as Jin defended his sexiness, looking away and busying himself with fixing his hair. Ryo smirked.
“Jin,” he said suddenly. “Maybe you could give Pi quick lessons on how to be sexy.”
Pi whirled around, and Jin stared.
“Sexy lessons?”
“Sure,” Ryo said, a sly smile playing about his lips. “I mean, who better to help Pi than you?”
Jin brightened, his ego stroked, and Pi shot Ryo a worried look.
“You're the one who just did the naked photo shoot on the couch,” he hissed. “Shouldn't you be giving me sexy lessons?”
Ryo snickered. “Relax.”
“Okay!” Jin announced, moving a ways back, bouncing up and down. “The first thing about looking sexy is you have to feel sexy.”
“How am I supposed to feel sexy when I'm freezing in a bathroom?” Yamapi asked quickly, and Jin frowned.
“Piii, that's no excuse,” he admonished. “When it's cold on the outside, you must be hot on the inside!”
Yamapi blinked. “...how?”
“Think sexy thoughts!” Jin said, as if it were obvious. “Mmm, like... that model you're going to be posing with, you can think about her, or a really good night you had before, or just run your hand over your chest and act like you're trying to seduce someone new...”
Jin demonstrated, running a hand down his chest and rolling his hips once, for effect. Yamapi stared, slightly taken aback by just how good that looked, even if he was only wearing a white T-shirt and jeans.
“See? When you do sexy things, you can feel sexy, and then you'll still feel sexy when you have to stay still and pose when it's cold,” Jin explained, moving over next to Yamapi on the counter. “Or you could try sexy poses of your own. The camera people will love it, you know.”
Yamapi swallowed hard as Jin struck a pose, one leg raised, fingers in his mouth, looking out from underneath dusty curls. Jin ran a hand slowly up his thigh and licked his fingers, before hopping back down.
“See?” he said. “Not hard. Just do something that makes you feel all sexy and hot inside.”
“Right,” Yamapi said hoarsely, adjusting his yukata. “Something sexy and hot.”
Ryo smirked, before glancing backwards. “Looks like the camera crew wants to start up again,” he said. “Jin, let's watch from the side.”
“Okay~”
Jin ran to hug his friend again before abandoning him with the American model and the cold set once more, and Yamapi hugged him back, biting his lip, Jin's arms and chest warm through the cotton of his robe.
“Ganbatte ne!”
Jin skipped off to the side with Ryo who was laughing, and Pi adjusted his shorts discreetly as the assistant took the yukata once more.
“Yamashita-san, this time you'll be working with Claire-san. Please, try and look like you want her, okay?”
“Nice to meet you,” she said, smiling sultrily. Yamapi pulled his mind back from distraction.
“Ah- yes. A pleasure.”
“Okay, now...”
Mind running over Jin's sexy lessons, Yamapi focused, replaying that hip roll in his mind over and over again. He bit back a groan and posed, looking at the model for only the barest instant before the camera flashed.
“Excellent! Again!”
He moved, the model moving with him, imagining Jin's hand going up his thigh once more, and looked at Claire.
*CLICK*
“Wonderful! Change!”
It was getting harder to stay focused as he was directed to lay out over top the model on the cold counter. He shivered, biting his lip, and tried to focus once more.
*CLICK*
“Almost, Yamashita. Please don't look like you're about to throw up.”
Yamapi tried again, conjuring the image of Jin back into his mind just as his leg came into contact with cold tile.
*CLICK*
“What do you mean, you don't think I'm sexy anymore?!?!”
Yamapi glanced up along with the model, where Jin was yelling at Ryo, indignant.
“Just what I said,” Ryo said idly, rolling his eyes. “Ever since you've got back from America, you know, you just haven't really had that oomph factor anymore.”
“You take that back!!”
“Akanishi-san,” the photographer said tiredly. “If you want to keep Yamashita company while he shoots, that's fine, but please do so quietly.”
“Okay...” Jin shot the photographer a dirty look, before turning back to Ryo, eyes flashing.
“I am too still sexy!” he hissed. “Did you see me in the Lips PV? I was on fire then!”
“I haven't had the time,” Ryo drawled. “Why don't you show me your dance here and I'll judge it?”
“Fine!” Angry, Jin snatched a hat from a prop shelf and struck a pose.
“I can't see you. Move back a bit so you're in the light,” Ryo instructed, and obligingly, Jin moved back, directly into Yamapi's line of vision. Yamapi shot a panicked look at Ryo, who only smirked.
“Okay. You can go now.”
Yamapi stared as Jin started humming to himself, dancing around in a small circle under the stray spotlight. A necklace fell from his teeth, hips rolled, and Jin looked up from underneath his hat, running a hand over himself again, and Jin smoldered.
Yamapi felt quite faint.
“Excellent, Yamashita! Right there!”
*CLICK*
Flashes of the camera and pose changed registering dimly in his mind, Pi watched Jin dance, swallowing hard. The model giggled as he bumped into her once, and she smiled up at him.
“Enjoying this?”
Pi made a non-committal noise as Jin moved over to Ryo, apparently determined to get him to admit that he was sexy, and proceeded to give him a lap dance, gyrating around him and on his leg. He choked, moving to pretend to kiss the girl, and the camera flashed again.
“Next!”
By the time the entire thing was over, Yamapi's head was spinning, experiencing a distinct lack of blood. The model smirked and flounced off as he numbly put the yukata back on, cotton cool on his overheated skin.
“See, Ryo! You thought it was sexy! So I win!”
“Did not.”
“Did too!”
“Hey,” Yamapi said, making his way over to them numbly, feet falling hard on the floor. Jin and Ryo looked over at him, and Jin's eyes brightened.
“Pi-chan! I'm sexy, aren't I?? Ryo says that he doesn't think I am anymore!”
Yamapi coughed, his face flushing. “Ah- you're very sexy, Jin. Ryo just likes to tease you.”
Jin made a face at Ryo, who smirked, before quickly looking back at Pi in horror.
“Pi! Oh no! I got so distracted with proving to Ryo that I was sexy that I completely missed your photo shoot! How was it?”
“Yes, Yamapi,” Ryo drawled, fixing him with a knowing look. “How did it go?”
Yamapi coughed. “It- ah- it went much better. I think your sexy lessons really helped, Jin.”
“Really?” Jin beamed. “I thought they might! After all, I am the Sexy King!”
Jin danced off, singing a ditty about being the sexy king, laughing to himself. Yamapi glanced at Ryo.
“Err-” He coughed, feeling terribly awkward. “...thanks. For. You know- back there-”
“Not a problem,” Ryo smirked. He glanced over at Jin. “But you know, I'm not the one you should be thanking.”
Yamapi looked too, watching as Jin stopped at a prop closet to try on a feather boa, smiling slightly at his friend.
Ryo glanced over at him. “You ever going to tell him?”
“Nah...” Yamapi said, still watching. “He's sexier when he's completely oblivious, you know.”
Ryo just laughed.
Fandom: JE, KAT-TUN, NEWS
Pairings and Characters: Yamapi-->Jin, Ryo
Word Count: 1795 *falls over*
Rating: PG-15?
Summary: Yamapi struggles with looking "sexy" in his photoshoot. Jin and Ryo opt to help out.
A/N: Written for the One-Hour Fic Challenge. Even though my entry sucks :D;
Other participants here:
goldengutgirl | karinberry | pearljemz | traveling psycho | bloodybrilliant | deventir | procreational | shichihenge | jackoweskla | superlover | tinyangl
*CLICK*
“Yamashita-san, please try not to look so... annoyed.”
Biting back a grimace, Yamapi put on his sexy look again.
*CLICK*
“This time... not so defiant, ne?”
*CLICK*
“Please, Yamashita. Just a few more.”
Doing his best, Yamapi posed, subtly clenching his jaw to keep his teeth from chattering, clenching the cold counter behind him.
“And- done! Take ten, everyone!”
Yamapi quickly took the thin yukata offered to him by an assistant, wrapping it around himself quickly, shivering violently. It was completely ridiculous to be expected to work in these conditions. What had they done, turned the thermostat off overnight, or merely piled snow onto the set before he came?
Rubbing his legs together and doing an odd sort of dance around to try and warm himself up, Yamapi caught sight of two familiar figures hiding in the back.
“Ryo? Jin? Why are you here?”
“We came to visit you!!”
Yamapi flushed slightly as Jin beamed at him, dancing over to kiss his forehead. “Ryo and I both have free time, so we came to see you, ne!”
Yamapi smiled, doing his best to quash the butterflies fluttering in his middle. “That's kind, Jin. But you really didn't have to-”
Ryo snickered as he sauntered over, Jin looking around at the set. “Why? Don't want us to see your spectacular failure of a photo shoot?”
“I didn't want to see your failure of a face,” Yamapi retorted, smiling despite himself. He paused. “...Is it really that bad?”
“It wasn't really very sexy,” Jin said honestly, hesitant. “You looked like you wanted to kill the camera men.”
“How am I supposed to look sexy??” Yamapi moaned, wrapping his robe around himself tighter. “It's so cold in here!!”
“I think that's to make your nipples hard,” Ryo said idly, and Yamapi's face flamed. “Also, the cold helps contract your muscles and make them more pronounced.”
Jin bit his lip, before abruptly throwing himself on Yamapi.
“Ah!- Jin?!!”
“I feel so bad for you!!” Jin wailed, hugging his friend tightly. “You have a sexy photo shoot, but nothing is turning out right, and what if it's not sexy enough and everyone hates it and you have to redo it somewhere even colder like the Arctic or something and-”
Slightly astonished, Pi just hugged his friend back while Ryo laughed.
“Jin, Pi'll be fine,” Ryo said, snickering. “Given that he's able to look more sexy in the shoots with the model.”
“But what if he can't??”
Jin moved to get off of him, and Pi nearly reached for him to pull him back, instantly missing the warmth he provided. Pushing his momentary lapse out of his mind, he refocused on the two.
“It can't be that hard,” Ryo stated blandly, raising an eyebrow. “He's half-naked. All he has to do is change the dead-fish eyes to something more titillating, and he's golden.”
“Yamapi does not have dead fish eyes!!”
Yamapi watched as Jin objected hotly, and his lips curved upwards slightly, despite the cold. Ryo just rolled his eyes.
“He does,” he said flatly. “Jin, into-camera shots are some of the easiest sexy poses ever, and Yamapi fails at them. It's not sexy at all.”
“Yamapi is very sexy!”
Yamapi felt himself flush as Jin defended his sexiness, looking away and busying himself with fixing his hair. Ryo smirked.
“Jin,” he said suddenly. “Maybe you could give Pi quick lessons on how to be sexy.”
Pi whirled around, and Jin stared.
“Sexy lessons?”
“Sure,” Ryo said, a sly smile playing about his lips. “I mean, who better to help Pi than you?”
Jin brightened, his ego stroked, and Pi shot Ryo a worried look.
“You're the one who just did the naked photo shoot on the couch,” he hissed. “Shouldn't you be giving me sexy lessons?”
Ryo snickered. “Relax.”
“Okay!” Jin announced, moving a ways back, bouncing up and down. “The first thing about looking sexy is you have to feel sexy.”
“How am I supposed to feel sexy when I'm freezing in a bathroom?” Yamapi asked quickly, and Jin frowned.
“Piii, that's no excuse,” he admonished. “When it's cold on the outside, you must be hot on the inside!”
Yamapi blinked. “...how?”
“Think sexy thoughts!” Jin said, as if it were obvious. “Mmm, like... that model you're going to be posing with, you can think about her, or a really good night you had before, or just run your hand over your chest and act like you're trying to seduce someone new...”
Jin demonstrated, running a hand down his chest and rolling his hips once, for effect. Yamapi stared, slightly taken aback by just how good that looked, even if he was only wearing a white T-shirt and jeans.
“See? When you do sexy things, you can feel sexy, and then you'll still feel sexy when you have to stay still and pose when it's cold,” Jin explained, moving over next to Yamapi on the counter. “Or you could try sexy poses of your own. The camera people will love it, you know.”
Yamapi swallowed hard as Jin struck a pose, one leg raised, fingers in his mouth, looking out from underneath dusty curls. Jin ran a hand slowly up his thigh and licked his fingers, before hopping back down.
“See?” he said. “Not hard. Just do something that makes you feel all sexy and hot inside.”
“Right,” Yamapi said hoarsely, adjusting his yukata. “Something sexy and hot.”
Ryo smirked, before glancing backwards. “Looks like the camera crew wants to start up again,” he said. “Jin, let's watch from the side.”
“Okay~”
Jin ran to hug his friend again before abandoning him with the American model and the cold set once more, and Yamapi hugged him back, biting his lip, Jin's arms and chest warm through the cotton of his robe.
“Ganbatte ne!”
Jin skipped off to the side with Ryo who was laughing, and Pi adjusted his shorts discreetly as the assistant took the yukata once more.
“Yamashita-san, this time you'll be working with Claire-san. Please, try and look like you want her, okay?”
“Nice to meet you,” she said, smiling sultrily. Yamapi pulled his mind back from distraction.
“Ah- yes. A pleasure.”
“Okay, now...”
Mind running over Jin's sexy lessons, Yamapi focused, replaying that hip roll in his mind over and over again. He bit back a groan and posed, looking at the model for only the barest instant before the camera flashed.
“Excellent! Again!”
He moved, the model moving with him, imagining Jin's hand going up his thigh once more, and looked at Claire.
*CLICK*
“Wonderful! Change!”
It was getting harder to stay focused as he was directed to lay out over top the model on the cold counter. He shivered, biting his lip, and tried to focus once more.
*CLICK*
“Almost, Yamashita. Please don't look like you're about to throw up.”
Yamapi tried again, conjuring the image of Jin back into his mind just as his leg came into contact with cold tile.
*CLICK*
“What do you mean, you don't think I'm sexy anymore?!?!”
Yamapi glanced up along with the model, where Jin was yelling at Ryo, indignant.
“Just what I said,” Ryo said idly, rolling his eyes. “Ever since you've got back from America, you know, you just haven't really had that oomph factor anymore.”
“You take that back!!”
“Akanishi-san,” the photographer said tiredly. “If you want to keep Yamashita company while he shoots, that's fine, but please do so quietly.”
“Okay...” Jin shot the photographer a dirty look, before turning back to Ryo, eyes flashing.
“I am too still sexy!” he hissed. “Did you see me in the Lips PV? I was on fire then!”
“I haven't had the time,” Ryo drawled. “Why don't you show me your dance here and I'll judge it?”
“Fine!” Angry, Jin snatched a hat from a prop shelf and struck a pose.
“I can't see you. Move back a bit so you're in the light,” Ryo instructed, and obligingly, Jin moved back, directly into Yamapi's line of vision. Yamapi shot a panicked look at Ryo, who only smirked.
“Okay. You can go now.”
Yamapi stared as Jin started humming to himself, dancing around in a small circle under the stray spotlight. A necklace fell from his teeth, hips rolled, and Jin looked up from underneath his hat, running a hand over himself again, and Jin smoldered.
Yamapi felt quite faint.
“Excellent, Yamashita! Right there!”
*CLICK*
Flashes of the camera and pose changed registering dimly in his mind, Pi watched Jin dance, swallowing hard. The model giggled as he bumped into her once, and she smiled up at him.
“Enjoying this?”
Pi made a non-committal noise as Jin moved over to Ryo, apparently determined to get him to admit that he was sexy, and proceeded to give him a lap dance, gyrating around him and on his leg. He choked, moving to pretend to kiss the girl, and the camera flashed again.
“Next!”
By the time the entire thing was over, Yamapi's head was spinning, experiencing a distinct lack of blood. The model smirked and flounced off as he numbly put the yukata back on, cotton cool on his overheated skin.
“See, Ryo! You thought it was sexy! So I win!”
“Did not.”
“Did too!”
“Hey,” Yamapi said, making his way over to them numbly, feet falling hard on the floor. Jin and Ryo looked over at him, and Jin's eyes brightened.
“Pi-chan! I'm sexy, aren't I?? Ryo says that he doesn't think I am anymore!”
Yamapi coughed, his face flushing. “Ah- you're very sexy, Jin. Ryo just likes to tease you.”
Jin made a face at Ryo, who smirked, before quickly looking back at Pi in horror.
“Pi! Oh no! I got so distracted with proving to Ryo that I was sexy that I completely missed your photo shoot! How was it?”
“Yes, Yamapi,” Ryo drawled, fixing him with a knowing look. “How did it go?”
Yamapi coughed. “It- ah- it went much better. I think your sexy lessons really helped, Jin.”
“Really?” Jin beamed. “I thought they might! After all, I am the Sexy King!”
Jin danced off, singing a ditty about being the sexy king, laughing to himself. Yamapi glanced at Ryo.
“Err-” He coughed, feeling terribly awkward. “...thanks. For. You know- back there-”
“Not a problem,” Ryo smirked. He glanced over at Jin. “But you know, I'm not the one you should be thanking.”
Yamapi looked too, watching as Jin stopped at a prop closet to try on a feather boa, smiling slightly at his friend.
Ryo glanced over at him. “You ever going to tell him?”
“Nah...” Yamapi said, still watching. “He's sexier when he's completely oblivious, you know.”
Ryo just laughed.