santaroberto says

isn't it ironic?
how brains
look like mazes?

He bought a brand new cherry red guitar, a guitar, incidentally, the same exact color as Sue-Ellen's lucky panties. He did not discover this fact until much later, and in fact, Sue-Ellen did not know they were lucky until then.

Awaking this morning to songs about airplanes I turned off the radio and lay in the quietude that comes before noon only to notice that all was NOT silent and still, rather, a rather distinct scratch scratching came from my window. Loathe to turn and see the inevitable little beast trying to get in, I shut my eyes for a moment only to open them ( Read more... )

Ladies, put those vacuum cleaners away.

Who would have known that it would take a childrens toy to put the EXCITEMENT back into housework?http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/stores/detail/-/toys/B00005NEBW/obidos/102-0635512-

today consists of perrier menthe - menthe + grenadine as a poor but delicious substitution then BRUCE then the chateau all wrapped up in a brown sweater. can you dig it I knew that you could.

For handwriting analysis please copy the following sentence out in both script and block letters.

Doplhina Montparnusse enjoys running unhindered by societal vestiges through the Finnummy Plains at midnight.

Now analyze your writing.

Next week we shall attempt the same analyzation in French.

In a moment of sincerity and relfection, I make one request.

Buy me this shirt please ok thank you.

xoxoxoxoxoxo

The Duke and Duchess stopped by to show me their newest project, Baby Bethesda, a charming little monkey with the pinkest cheeks and bluest eyes I have ever seen.. The Duchess was as usual wearing one of her famous dresden teapot hats, in a fetching lavender, which is so absolutely THE thing this year. I was just telling Margey the other day, ( Read more... )

Dear U.S. Gov't ( Read more... )

We drove to the desert singing love songs to the boys we left behind. As we crested the hill the land below us shimmered like sun on water. Surfin USA was on the radio and the brush shrubs reared their heads like dolphins, laughing at our dreams of the sea.