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Dec 06, 2008 18:11

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rubyxer December 6 2008, 11:47:34 UTC
Hey! I use one towel to dry myself after a shower and wash weekly! It's the same concept as a hand towel - you're clean when you wipe, so the towel says clean ( ... )

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rubyxer December 6 2008, 20:46:42 UTC
Clarification: "use separate pieces... of clean toilet paper when wiping" each area.

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arrogant_gamer December 7 2008, 17:33:50 UTC
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Oh man! Ruby! I actually included the comment about towels because of a conversation I had previously had with d. You see, he prefers to use many many towels, like I do, but that you don't. He said that he was planning on secretly amassing a store of towels, ha ha ha! I was wondering whether you would come forward, and you did! And why not: what you do seems like a reasonable habit to me (just not one I subscribe to).

Hey yeah! Ladies: you're risk in terms of cross-contamination must be an ever present concern. In the case of boys like me, there really isn't much to worry about.

Hovering: girls do this. I don't know, it seems like a lot of work, and especially when the European style toilet is so carefully designed to be a comfortable place to sit and think while you shit and stink. I Japan though: squaty-potties! While not the norm any more, they certainly do show up persistently.

z.

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arrogant_gamer December 7 2008, 17:28:46 UTC
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Aha! That's another one: when I was a wee lad in high-school I had also decided that wiping pee was a waste of time. Sometimes this resulted in a little spot on the underwear, but really when will that matter? That was my reasoning. However, I went to a party at... somebody's house? once and was greeted at the door by Fei and some folk. I immediately changed into some shorts, because it was a very hot summer, and exposed my underwear to the world. Unfortunately there was a spot, and Fei made it very clear to me that this was unacceptable! (fun fact: this is only one of three times Fei has directly influenced my hygienic routine).

Since then I have thought that the norm must be to wipe pee, but actually last night I was talking about it with Chris and discovered that he doesn't wipe pee either! And now with Frector behind me on this one: optimally efficiency, here I come!

z.

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greenstorm December 6 2008, 23:08:52 UTC
I have a distinct memory of being on the toilet when I was very little and having an aunt there with me, handing me some toilet paper and saying, "now, you only need three squares"

Never found that to be true though.

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arrogant_gamer December 7 2008, 17:36:20 UTC
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No certainly not! I would say you probably need two rounds of three. But you know what, that probably depends on how careful you are. To be honest I don't fold, I bunch, so I end up using only a very small amount of the available surface area. I'm embarrassed to say that I probably use up a very unreasonable amount of toilet paper when clever folding could bring this down to three or four squares...

On an unrelated note: I'm happy to hear from you! It's probably been two years since we last spoke? Or maybe 1 and a half? Are you on facebook?

z.

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greenstorm December 10 2008, 01:05:07 UTC
I need more than that depending on whether I'm shaved, what exactly I'm cleaning up after, etc. My female architecture is such that I drip quite a bit-- I have a lot of inner labia compared to most women.

I too am a buncher.

On an unrelated note: I'm happy to see you're alive. I am indeed on facebook.

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