16 - responsibiltiy, i has it

[arr_ilovemecigs]

Hey, dickwads at the Cassagioso.

Over here.

Boss is out for the day due to uh--I'll just say complications ladeeda so I don't get my ass kicked or fired, or even worse, get my alcohol privileges taken away. For some dumb ass reason, he thought it'd be a fucking peachy idea to give me management responsibility

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[cherryhoops]

Dude, I think you're having trouble typin', too.

[arr_ilovemecigs]

Funny, I think I'd have remembered an, hormonal chick like you working at the bar.

[cherryhoops]

Cause I'd have punched you in the face for calling me that. So they fired me in advance.

[arr_ilovemecigs]

Fired before you even tried.

You're just that fucking terrible.

[amazing_guy]

You? Manage?

[arr_ilovemecigs]

Don't even go there.

[amazing_guy]

When you find yourself needing a firefighter, give me a call.

[arr_ilovemecigs]

Yeah, I'll ask him to throw you in headfirst.

[Voice]

[sitaronthewater]

No worries about me setting anything on fire. Not my element.

[arr_ilovemecigs]

Element?

[Voice]

[sitaronthewater]

Element, you know, like water, fire, darkness, lightning, earth, wind, gravity. That sort of stuff.

[arr_ilovemecigs]

Yeah, for some reason I don't think many people would consider fire their element.

Unless getting your ass on fire is your type of thing.

[arr_ilovemecigs]

Aren't you a little too young to work there?

[arr_ilovemecigs]

Never mind, never mind.

The tranny talk to you about Christmas yet?

[anti_bereznoff]

Um. Do you need a bar maid?

[arr_ilovemecigs]

Depends on who's offering.

[anti_bereznoff]

PICK DADDY! PICK DADDY! PICK DADDY!

LFSMDA O OH MY GOD GOD. NEVER.

[arr_ilovemecigs]

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