bitch, moan

[aroraborealis]

I'm having a grouchy day, so this is totally disproportionately annoying, but

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[sconstant]

Duh! If she doesn't like walking, why is she working there?!

[kcatalyst]

I love you.

[dpolicar]

Sorry your day is grouchy. Here, have a coyote.

[aroraborealis]

OMGItotallywantacoyote!!!

[kcatalyst]

So cute! You improved my grouchy day, too!

[dpolicar]

My work here is done, then!

[veek]

Bitch.

(But the first two comments above totally win.)

[wolfkitn]

that is gosh darn near insane, really. yikes.

[maebeth]

Oh but I have an idea!
Next time you walk in on her, instead of slamming the door quickly, pleasantly hold the door open and show her, extremely kindly, how to turn the lock. Offer to show it again after the first time, just to be sure.

Then close the door politely and suggest she try it!

Unless of course she is your boss.

[lunchboy]

Or if you are feeling a surplus of sang-froid, say "Thank you so much for leaving the door open; I just needed to wash my hands." Then wash your hands and leave.