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Feb 18, 2011 12:51

[After a day spent huddled in a corner crying to himself, Prussia finally manages to break out of his trauma from the recent events to make a very important phone call.]

[THE MOST UNFILTERED EVER]

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT.

NO, SERIOUSLY, WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT.  And why with America, of all people -- euuuuuugh! Ugh!

[Brief moment of gibbering before he ( Read more... )

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bro_thel_fist February 18 2011, 20:15:24 UTC
[Just. Laughing.

Don't mind her, she just thinks it's funny that you're flipping a shit and calling people by the names of countries.]

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bro_thel_fist February 19 2011, 03:15:28 UTC
1871?! It's 2055!

And I'm talking more like prostitution, actually. [TOTALLY UNRELATED.]

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armywithcountry February 19 2011, 03:24:55 UTC
Is not! That's even further in the future than any of the crazy countries here!

...STAY AWAY FROM MY LITTLE BROTHER.

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bro_thel_fist February 19 2011, 03:29:07 UTC
It totally is.

If he's nearly a century, then he should be old enough to decide that for himself~

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armywithcountry February 19 2011, 03:45:35 UTC
Isn't! [Prussia is the most mature]

No way! He's too young to know any better, that's what he needs me around for!

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bro_thel_fist February 19 2011, 03:48:32 UTC
Is too! [Raquel is, too! GIVE THEM GUNS!]

You're a good big brother, then.

[Beat.]

What about you, then~? [This is for the reaction more than anything.]

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armywithcountry February 19 2011, 04:01:15 UTC
You're just delusional!

I - I am? [o-oh good job on getting on his good side forever, Raquel, Prussia is totally preening right now] I mean, of course I am! The best! [Blink.] And what about me?

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bro_thel_fist February 19 2011, 04:22:19 UTC
Is this really something to argue over? We're here now, either way.

[Smiles! Hooray for getting on his good side!] Well, if you're a big brother, I'm sure you're not nearly as innocent....

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armywithcountry February 19 2011, 06:20:54 UTC
Guess not. But I'll prove you wrong when I finally break of this place!

Of course not! I've been involved in way more wars than he has! [m-may have to rethink that one, Raquel...]

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bro_thel_fist February 21 2011, 17:29:11 UTC
Okay, okay, fine. I'm all for breaking out of here.

.... [Wow, really?] Is Prussia filled with a bunch of prudes or are you just that oblivious?

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armywithcountry February 27 2011, 22:25:11 UTC
Hey, I'm not a prude! Or oblivious! I'm awesome! What are you trying to say here?

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bro_thel_fist February 28 2011, 06:31:48 UTC
I'm talking about sex and you're talking about war. Do the math.

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