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IT'S EIGHTEEN GOD DAMNED DEGREES!

Watch "Going Tribal" on the discovery channel.
It's awesome, seriously.

http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/index.html

I think I have an ear infection.
Fuck that.
My ear hurts so bad that it makes my brain hurt.
Oh the throbbing!

Pierced by the shrill cackles of two heavy-bodied middle-aged women.

XBOX!!!

I used to think transvestites were cross dressing to fulfill some type of personal or sexual void or they felt trapped in the wrong body or something. That was until this guy came into my store today ( Read more... )

This old guy with a cane came into my coffee shop and took a poop in the bathroom. I went in to change the bin liner and when I walked in, WHAM!

The dude had dropped such a hellatious Archduke the smell made my teeth hurt.

I don't know how a smell can make your teeth hurt, but it did and I think that deserves written documentation.

Lots and lots of booze and smokes.