Heh, after re-watching Sparkhouse, how could I resist this?
Ehm, warning for bad words, sillyness, and abuse of the plotline. ;)
"Hello, I am John Standring - God of Sex, may I come in?"
is anyone else having a Harry Potter PoA moment here?
The only man who can pull of a hat like that without getting arested!
See what I mean?
Pub-Quiz: "Who is the prettiest?"
"Hmmmm, can I use my telephone joker? I'd like to call my army."
"What do you mean there is a princess that's living with 7 dwarves and is prettier than me... that's just outrageous!"
"I cannot believe I've lost o.O"
"She must be stopped! Fangirls to me!"
What should I wear? Questions ... oh the questions
Too John Cusack
You are right, this is not me either.
*gigglesnort* Not exactly my colours ;)
WIN!
Heh!
bring it on, BITCH!
*snarl*
John Standring - Deathglare TM. Seems like Sir Guy can still learn something from a simple farmer after all!
Right you are!
One kid please, ready to be sliced and diced!
Just right, not overdone *just eating his tea*
Oh Fuck! >.<
Come again?
You are aware of the fact, that I'll have to charge you if you intend to dine at my table?
*thinks* "so, having her over for dinner three times a week, each for ..."
"...there might actually be some profit in that come to think of it. I'll just run out and get some milk."
Milk...milk...milk
Milk please? I heard it's a secret repellant against aranged marriages.
I am sorry, I cannot disclose where I got this information from, it's top-secret!
*ponders*
Wait a second, what am I doing?
I'd better head for the hills alive with music!
What?
*is battling with inner Sir Guy, because of letting someone with sharp objects that near to him*
Sex? Hell YES!
some time later somewhere far off beyond the hills alive with music
"May I introduce myself? I am the new me!"
it's nice that you are so interested, but will you stop staring at my buttocks please?
back home again
...and then she just kept staring, I felt so dirty.
Emo!
to
nimielle: "Be kind, rewind?!"
Me: You got it Luv!
Now thaaaaaaaat's better.
Even John thinks so ;)
I hope you enjoyed this one, I was feeling rather silly :D
x-posted to my own journal.
You'll find my other Richard Picspams here:
Sir Guy of Gisborne Picspam Sir Guy of Gisborne Picspam #2 Sir Guy of Gisborne Picspam #3