Richard Picspam #4 - Sparkhouse

Mar 11, 2007 12:58

Heh, after re-watching Sparkhouse, how could I resist this?

Ehm, warning for bad words, sillyness, and abuse of the plotline. ;)



"Hello, I am John Standring - God of Sex, may I come in?"




is anyone else having a Harry Potter PoA moment here?



The only man who can pull of a hat like that without getting arested!



See what I mean?



Pub-Quiz: "Who is the prettiest?"



"Hmmmm, can I use my telephone joker? I'd like to call my army."



"What do you mean there is a princess that's living with 7 dwarves and is prettier than me... that's just outrageous!"



"I cannot believe I've lost o.O"



"She must be stopped! Fangirls to me!"



What should I wear? Questions ... oh the questions



Too John Cusack



You are right, this is not me either.



*gigglesnort* Not exactly my colours ;)



WIN!



Heh!



bring it on, BITCH!



*snarl*



John Standring - Deathglare TM. Seems like Sir Guy can still learn something from a simple farmer after all!



Right you are!



One kid please, ready to be sliced and diced!



Just right, not overdone *just eating his tea*



Oh Fuck! >.<



Come again?



You are aware of the fact, that I'll have to charge you if you intend to dine at my table?



*thinks* "so, having her over for dinner three times a week, each for ..."



"...there might actually be some profit in that come to think of it. I'll just run out and get some milk."



Milk...milk...milk



Milk please? I heard it's a secret repellant against aranged marriages.



I am sorry, I cannot disclose where I got this information from, it's top-secret!





*ponders*



Wait a second, what am I doing?



I'd better head for the hills alive with music!



What?



*is battling with inner Sir Guy, because of letting someone with sharp objects that near to him*



Sex? Hell YES!

some time later somewhere far off beyond the hills alive with music



"May I introduce myself? I am the new me!"



it's nice that you are so interested, but will you stop staring at my buttocks please?



back home again



...and then she just kept staring, I felt so dirty.



Emo!

to nimielle: "Be kind, rewind?!"

Me: You got it Luv!



Now thaaaaaaaat's better.



Even John thinks so ;)

I hope you enjoyed this one, I was feeling rather silly :D

x-posted to my own journal.

You'll find my other Richard Picspams here:
Sir Guy of Gisborne Picspam
Sir Guy of Gisborne Picspam #2
Sir Guy of Gisborne Picspam #3
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