University of Chicago: Being Recruited for Wrestling, until they found out about my ankles! :P
weird. i had no idea that u of c [my alma mater] recruited anyone for sports. or maybe you're being facetious about it.
anyway, i recommend going there if you're interested in the hardest fucking academics ever, barely fuckable girls, and the chance to impress the one out of 500 people you meet who's heard of your school after you graduate.
I was being facetious-- the wrestling coach was emailing me a lot, encouraging me to join the program. When he asked about my season, and I told him he tore my ligaments, he stopped emailing me. That's Division III for you.
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weird. i had no idea that u of c [my alma mater] recruited anyone for sports. or maybe you're being facetious about it.
anyway, i recommend going there if you're interested in the hardest fucking academics ever, barely fuckable girls, and the chance to impress the one out of 500 people you meet who's heard of your school after you graduate.
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