House of Horrors

[arktos62]

George is an architect. We know this because he tell us each week. Forty seven million times. He presents a telly programme in which he transforms the drab, cluttered homes of couples with sad, meaningless lives. The couples, usually called Pippa and Tristram, want to live somewhere “cool” and “funky”. But they can’t afford to move to Hollywood, so

Comments

[timbear]

As you say, once they get a theme going these programs all seem to end up the same.

You've reminded me though, I must get a stronger dining table before we invite guests round ...

[arktos62]

Ooh, you are awful...

[i_f_f]

Wait, you're uncut?

[paterson_si]

You must have one monster of a foreskin. :))))

[madknits]

I can think of much better things to do with your foreskin than nailing it to a tree.

Much, much better things.

[ptownnyc]

Home remodeling programs can sometimes be ... blisteringly stupid.

But please, no nailing of penile parts to conifers, ok?