The Hollow Man...

[aristophanes]

(8:15:39 PM) 1: This is the way the relationship ends.
(8:15:57 PM) 1: Not with a bang but an email.
(8:18:36 PM) 2: thanks for the eliot quote
(8:19:01 PM) 1: You bring them upon yourself with your actions.

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[mdm_sosostris]

Dude, someone tried to comfort you with Eliot? That's cold. Here. Have a little absolutely-no-flowers nothing-to-do-with-romance spite poetry. This one always makes me feel better.

The Book of my Enemy Has Been Remaindered

The book of my enemy has been remaindered

[aristophanes]

*swift chuck on the right shoulder, with non-committal noises about how things won't always suck in the particular way they're sucking at present*

Are you sure you're not like, male? Because that's all we guys do when confronted with the emotional damage of other men.

But thank you for the poetry ma'am

<-- had to look up remaindered

[mdm_sosostris]

Strictly speaking hardware, I'm fairly sure. If we're talking emotionally...eh. You certainly wouldn't be the first to suggest it. I guess I could offer you ice cream or something, but it seemed inappropriate. So, um, *chuck*.

You're welcome.

[matrixx]

Bam! Valis reference. I knew I'd seen it somewhere in here. You know someday I'm going to figure out your secret little code with yourself and then I'm gonna... make a decoder ring and... uh... you know, this was poorly thought out.

*CUT TO A SHOT OF A HORSE RUNNING*

...in the rain!