Comments | aristophanes: Can't get my high heels off the ground...

aristophanes

Can't get my high heels off the ground...

Jul 05, 2006 12:54

The following will probably place me in one of two camps. Either you'll view me in the light of this-guy-is-a-complete-closet-homophobe-and-you-should-take-every-joke-about-human-sexuality-at-face-value-because-he-goes-out-on-the-weekends-and-beats-the-crap-out-of-fags-to-make-up-for-other-shortcomings-in-his-life.

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Comments 11

co1led July 5 2006, 19:20:04 UTC

Glad to know you have embraced your open minded straightness with this book...didn't know I'd be opening up such worlds when I handed it to you!

aristophanes July 5 2006, 21:53:40 UTC

You just make sure you spread the word up there. Every man is a close minded homo until they at least consider the option. I'm sure it will go over well in the great northlands.

porphyros_petal July 5 2006, 21:51:07 UTC

But, be honest, Neal. You at least like the >thought< of double hombre penetration, yes?

aristophanes July 5 2006, 21:53:27 UTC

geez, you mean there are people out there that haven't?

porphyros_petal July 5 2006, 21:59:05 UTC

I'm willing to bet your daddy never did.

imaginary_love_ July 5 2006, 22:13:21 UTC

You could still be a gay man.

You'd just be considered the "pitcher."

imaginary_love_ July 6 2006, 00:37:16 UTC

Excuse me, Mr. Van Der Beek?

May I have an autograph?

I just LOVED Dawson's Creek!!!

imaginary_love_ July 7 2006, 00:41:21 UTC

Have I told you, lately, that I love you?