Not a Pull, But a Stretch...
Shouldn't people be able to communicate with one and other without barriers or filters? Weren't miscommunications the underlying reason for most conflicts in the world? Murray believed so.
Like that time he had to attempt to catch up with his true love. She had found employment on the opposite coast from Murray. Unfortunately for him earlier in life ( Read more... )
Like that time he had to attempt to catch up with his true love. She had found employment on the opposite coast from Murray. Unfortunately for him earlier in life ( Read more... )
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That guy should be a Rain Man-like character where they take him into rooms with dark floors and he just stutters, "B-b-b-b-but butterscotch is what MOVES." And then starts crying and pees himself because I'm pretty sure that's where that visit to Floor Max was heading.
I don't know. If it's too much tell the tanned plague that you're busy and you want me to handle it. I can deal with her. Maybe I can get her on a conference call with the disorganized loan officer and they can depress and/or frustrate each other into some kind of murder-suicide situation. Most likely not, but a girl can dream!
And I'm like 80% sure your new stove will be able to read minds. Or at least give blow jobs.
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