Comments | aristophanes: Your Vegas Story...(No Hookers Were Harmed)...

aristophanes

Your Vegas Story...(No Hookers Were Harmed)...

Oct 15, 2009 12:41

So you got this...well, un-issue. You may like to partake in smoking cigarettes that are usually preferred by goths and gays, notthattheresanythingwrongwiththat. Except of course that there is since said smokes are now rather fucking illegal. So instead strolling about strange cities and attempting to find a place that actually carries clove ( Read more... )

travelin'

Comments 6

matrixx October 15 2009, 17:49:56 UTC

So now are you going to switch your tactic to going into convenience stores and ask if they know any smoking midgets? Because I fully support this.

dearmelynn October 15 2009, 19:02:43 UTC

It COULD have been better if there were dead hookers involved... GAH

patheticgurl October 16 2009, 19:55:58 UTC

oh man...
I had a similar experience last week.
All the tobacco shop owners kept saying "Philip Morris came and took all of 'em" (don't get me started on the politics of it).
But we found one place - and the lady said, "Well, I hid some of them. But all I have left is a pack of Cherry"

And now I'm smoking the new 12 packs djarum blacks.
not the same. BUT, when you're poor it's easier to come up with $2.99 as opposed to $7.99.

aristophanes October 16 2009, 19:59:19 UTC

The Black "cigars" taste different and take about a half hour to smoke...which is fine if you know, you wanna spend a half hour smoking something large and black....

uh....

yeah..

patheticgurl October 16 2009, 20:18:39 UTC

I DO.!

yeah. i'm used to the taste already.
they DO take forever.
I have yet to try the new Specials.

Technically, they could sell the rolling paper and tobacco separately and have it be legal.

:[ sigh.

usagi629 October 19 2009, 18:49:35 UTC

I don't think I've had Supers, but Blacks are good. Bali Hai is the worst eVar.

But you know.... you could always... um... quit?! I know.. CRAZY idea, right, but there it is.