1. Sometimes I guiltily listen to "As Lovers Go" and "Screaming Infidelities" and think of all the times I mocked you for them. I am just not ready to come out of the DC closet, Melissa. It's so sad.
2. Hahaha I love thinking about the times we would do a "Grandma run" through Lemont. For those of you not-in-the-know, a Grandma run was basically driving past the houses where Melissa's grandmas lived and shouting, "Heeeeey, Grandma Ruppert!" "Heeeey, Grandma...Smiegel?" Of course, her grandmas were never outside or anything, so it's not like they could hear us. Hahahaha one of those things, in retrospect, that makes you think, "Oh, we were so cool."
3. Because of your DC love, I have to pick "Hands Down." Why are all my theme songs about like, sex? They're not really theme songs, I guess, just songs that I'll never hear without thinking of you.
4. Maybe they're Japanese. That definitely wasn't the cat. They'll stab you with their ho-ish knives! Just because the lights are off, it DOESN'T MEAN WE CAN'T HEAR YOU
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Remember when I called you from Subway and you didn't pick up your phone? Maybe you should not be a stupes ho. Maybe I should not say stupes. Also, your stalking is hot (just don't tell Chris Connelly I said that).
1. I am obsessed with how much good food you have in your room. And how when I'm sad, your solution is, "Come over. I have a lot of chocolate chips." You know me so well <3
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2. Hahaha I love thinking about the times we would do a "Grandma run" through Lemont. For those of you not-in-the-know, a Grandma run was basically driving past the houses where Melissa's grandmas lived and shouting, "Heeeeey, Grandma Ruppert!" "Heeeey, Grandma...Smiegel?" Of course, her grandmas were never outside or anything, so it's not like they could hear us. Hahahaha one of those things, in retrospect, that makes you think, "Oh, we were so cool."
3. Because of your DC love, I have to pick "Hands Down." Why are all my theme songs about like, sex? They're not really theme songs, I guess, just songs that I'll never hear without thinking of you.
4. Maybe they're Japanese. That definitely wasn't the cat. They'll stab you with their ho-ish knives! Just because the lights are off, it DOESN'T MEAN WE CAN'T HEAR YOU ( ... )
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1. I am obsessed with how much good food you have in your room. And how when I'm sad, your solution is, "Come over. I have a lot of chocolate chips." You know me so well <3 ( ... )
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