Oh mighty One! I grovel humbly at your feet! It was not from my blood stained hands that a good soul was given to you. No! Instead it came from that...other villager. As they say, the road to Hell is paved with good intentions. Hopefully he will continue to slay other innocents for you, oh Great One! How I wish initiation drives were not in the Spring! We should really bring that up at the next Villains Retreat...
But you are wise and I see your ways. You did not want *that* soul first. No! That one was not good enough for you - I grovel again and beg forgiveness my mistaken ways. *grovel grovel grovel* If only I did not need my own fleshy body to fulfill your dark deeds, I would sacrifice all I am to you! That must wait for the Feasting....and then you will take me and all will be sweet oblivion. Bwahahahahahahahaaa!!!
*looks around carefully and grovels some more*
I know now which one you want. You showed her to me last night. I will give you what you want...
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Oh mighty One! I grovel humbly at your feet! It was not from my blood stained hands that a good soul was given to you. No! Instead it came from that...other villager. As they say, the road to Hell is paved with good intentions. Hopefully he will continue to slay other innocents for you, oh Great One! How I wish initiation drives were not in the Spring! We should really bring that up at the next Villains Retreat...
But you are wise and I see your ways. You did not want *that* soul first. No! That one was not good enough for you - I grovel again and beg forgiveness my mistaken ways. *grovel grovel grovel* If only I did not need my own fleshy body to fulfill your dark deeds, I would sacrifice all I am to you! That must wait for the Feasting....and then you will take me and all will be sweet oblivion. Bwahahahahahahahaaa!!!
*looks around carefully and grovels some more*
I know now which one you want. You showed her to me last night. I will give you what you want...
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