Flash Challenge - Stain Be Gone
This week's flash challenge at fantas_magoria is to have Cordelia doing an infomercial for a stain remover. Remember Cordelia telling Miss Calendar how hard it is having to get blood and grime out of one's clothes in When She Was Bad?
Stain Be Gone
Cordelia struck a pose.
“Are vampires a problem in your neighbourhood? And are you tired of scrubbing at the blood stains on your clothing? ”
“Did you say vampires, Miss Chase?” the director asked.
“Sorry. I got carried away. Shall I start again?”
“No. Continue on. This is only a screen test.”
“Okay. Thanks.”
Cordelia held up the bottle of detergent.
“Try Stain Be Gone. No mess, no fuss. Just spray it on and throw it into the washing machine.”
Cordelia mimicked the action of spraying and putting clothing into a washing machine. She turned her head and smiled at the camera, pushing out her chest to show off her breasts, one of her better assets, she thought, excepting her face, of course. Well, her legs were pretty spectacular, and so was her ass. Come to think of it…
“Are you ready, Miss Chase?”
Cordelia nodded a yes. She had to stay focused. She could do this.
“And if you’ve found yourself inside a dumpster, body parts pawing at your attire? Stain Be Gone is guaranteed to banish those grubby, grimy spots. Buy it now, Sunnydale. You know you need it.”
“Body parts? Sunnydale? This isn’t a fantasy show, Miss Chase. It’s a commercial for a detergent. Next!”
Cordelia swore she would never do another infomercial again.