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Nov 12, 2003 00:57

Dryer sheets are a comfort zone. If you smell like them, I'll fuck you hardcore.

I don't care who you are or who you like.

Your dryer sheet scent makes me fuck you.

And I'll be better than Police Academy 6.

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gravija November 17 2003, 22:08:21 UTC
I... can't... help... it...

[must resist]

I... can't...

[MUST RESIST]

Noooooo...

...

HOW STRANGELY EROTIC.

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amity212 November 29 2003, 09:47:41 UTC
You should get one of the "Clean Cotton" plug-in deodorizers from Yankee Candle. My apartment smells like a laundrymat 24/7.

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area69 December 1 2003, 13:53:51 UTC
I *MUST* have those deodorizers!

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incompatible December 1 2003, 17:49:12 UTC
I've found they're a pretty surefire way to get laid.

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movie anonymous January 21 2004, 14:48:48 UTC
I know I had a reason for looking you up, but I'm momentarily distracted by the thought of dryer-sheet sex.
Oh yes. How is the movie plans going? I miss you so much! E-mail me: jenniferannblackburn@hotmail.com.
Love,
Squeaky

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