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Nov 12, 2003 00:57
Dryer sheets are a comfort zone. If you smell like them, I'll fuck you hardcore.
I don't care who you are or who you like.
Your dryer sheet scent makes me fuck you.
And I'll be better than Police Academy 6.
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gravija
November 17 2003, 22:08:21 UTC
I... can't... help... it...
[must resist]
I... can't...
[MUST RESIST]
Noooooo...
...
HOW STRANGELY EROTIC.
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amity212
November 29 2003, 09:47:41 UTC
You should get one of the "Clean Cotton" plug-in deodorizers from Yankee Candle. My apartment smells like a laundrymat 24/7.
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area69
December 1 2003, 13:53:51 UTC
I *MUST* have those deodorizers!
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incompatible
December 1 2003, 17:49:12 UTC
I've found they're a pretty surefire way to get laid.
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anonymous
January 21 2004, 14:48:48 UTC
I know I had a reason for looking you up, but I'm momentarily distracted by the thought of dryer-sheet sex.
Oh yes. How is the movie plans going? I miss you so much! E-mail me: jenniferannblackburn@hotmail.com.
Love,
Squeaky
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[must resist]
I... can't...
[MUST RESIST]
Noooooo...
...
HOW STRANGELY EROTIC.
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Oh yes. How is the movie plans going? I miss you so much! E-mail me: jenniferannblackburn@hotmail.com.
Love,
Squeaky
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