#3patchproblem

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[Written for a prompt over at sherlockbbc_fic - Sherlock tries out twitter. Sherlock/John, fluff/crack, allusions to real people/events but nothing I'd go so far as to call RPF. If you want to read chronologically, start at the bottom; start at the top if you're into a more 'Memento' type thang]

Can also be found translated into Chinese here by Helen Harris.

Sherlock @drjwatson I need you.
About 1 hour ago

Sherlock My idiot flatmate says it might be better if I don't tweet anymore.
About 3 hours ago

Sherlock @lestrade Wrong. I'll be in in an hour. Don't send car. Turtles!
About 5 hours ago

Sherlock I confess that there are mysteries that baffle even me.
About 5 hours ago

Sherlock Going back to bed.
About 6 hours ago

Sherlock @sdonovan You must have some tips?
About 6 hours ago

Sherlock #3patchproblems How does one clear the air after an innebriated sexual encounter?
About 6 hours ago

Sherlock Gn t alsng ;;& bfd nov
About 11 hours ago

Sherlock @lestrade WRNOG.
About 11 hours ago

Sherlock found
About 11 hours ago

Sherlock Too manypeopple lostjohn @drjwatson where are y
About 11 hours ago

Sherlock @drjwatson Need you where are you
About 11 hours ago

Sherlock KAraOKE!!!
About 12 hours ago

Sherlock Criminal isgoingg into a bar
About 14 hours ago

Sherlock Criminal isgoing
About 14 hours ago

Sherlock We think have seen criminal!! Goingto havea look...
About 14 hours ago

Sherlock Nt a date!!
About 15 hours ago

Sherlock I, howevre, am in total psosession of my senses(
About 15 hours ago

Sherlock methinks @drjwatson had had one tipple too many.
About 15 hours ago

Sherlock @stephenfry No reason!
About 16 hours ago

Sherlock @sweetgirl24 It was just a hunch.
About 16 hours ago

Sherlock @stephenfry The name 'Moriarty' doesn't ring any bells, does?
About 16 hours ago

Sherlock @stephenfry Good to hear you're a fan.
About 16 hours ago

Sherlock Retired to The White Hart to quaff a pint of London Pride.
About 16 hours ago

Sherlock Tweeting on a date may well be unacceptable, @anderson, but so is your face.
About 17 hours ago

Sherlock @lestrade No, I'm not coming in tonight. I'm on a date. Tomorrow!
About 17 hours ago

Sherlock @lestrade What can it be like in your tiny minds? Ok, I'll give you a clue: turtles.
About 17 hours ago

Sherlock @lestrade @sdonovan @anderson Wrong.
About 17 hours ago

Sherlock @harrywatson No, it is not a date.
About 17 hours ago

Sherlock In a rather excellent Chinese in Holborn with @drjwatson. Highly recommended. Impeccable spring rolls.
About 18 hours ago

Sherlock @barackobama Please email me with further details & I'll get back to you #3patchproblem
About 23 hours ago

Sherlock Doesn't anyone have any less DULL #3patchproblems?! I might as well do the Sudoko.
About 23 hours ago

Sherlock @allyallyo I suspect your boyfriend has something to do with it - ask him #3patchproblems
About 23 hours ago

Sherlock @singlensexy A simple over-the-counter cream should suffice. #3patchproblems
About 23 hours ago

Sherlock @sweetgirl24 Try looking in the cupboard under the sink #3patchproblems
About 23 hours ago

Sherlock Has anyone got any #3patchproblems they require solving? I'm at a loose end.
About 23 hours ago

Sherlock @drjwatson Bring milk.
1 day ago

Sherlock @drjwatson I need you. Might be dangerous.
1 day ago

Sherlock No food in the house. No milk.
1 day ago

Sherlock @drjwatson I already have you for that. And my skull.
1 day ago

Sherlock @drjwatson How do I use this blasted thing? If I don't understand, what chance do others have?
1 day ago

Sherlock I hope that you're aware that most of you aren't worth interacting with.
1 day ago

Sherlock My idiot flatmate said this would help me to interact with people.
1 day ago