APH: Choux à la Crème

[candelaria]

Title: Choux à la Crème [2/2]
Characters/Pairings: France/Scotland(OC), England, Germany, Prussia, the Italies
Rating: NC-17
Warning: For food porn - caramel, spun sugar and delicious sweet things.
Summary: It has only been a couple of months, but he was certain that for the most part grocery shopping and cooking lessons were not supposed to

Comments

[luciole_solange]

I'm- I'm an absolute sputtering mess right now. This... is AMAZING. You win on so many levels I can't properly express it... But in /no/ way do you fail at writing porn.

That was *the* single best... love making scene (because I refused to call it smut or porn; it was just too romantic!) I have ever read. I love Scotland/France together anyway and this just made me so happy to see!

<3 You win all the internets, and I suppose since I have seen many people do before, you may also have my firstborn; which I have not promised to anyone before! That's how magnificent this piece is.

[candelaria]

Th-Thank you. ;3; orz I always feel so sd;llkf about my porn because it feels like it requires no research in comparison to say...well everything else. XD

I'd always wanted to write a love making scene. You don't really get too many of those in fandom, at least not the ones I want to see...which are probably too sappy as it is orz. But I'm glad you liked it!

<333333 I'd be honoured to have your firstborn omg I feel so flattered. Thank you! XD

[luciole_solange]

Oy- Research D:

But you captured this perfectly~ Even though I did feel a bit bad for England there at the end >3>

<3 You deserve it! I feel so silly because I always said that's a silly compliment but it FITS.

[lovelylurker]

*A*

I can't think of anything coherent to say. Best food sex ever. Some of the best sex ever, period. And I love your Scotland. And France. And together.

Ngh.

Uh.

Bunk. Yes. I'll be there.

[candelaria]

I - I'm sorry for killing your mind orz. XD But I'm glad, I haven't written food sex before so this was pretty experimental and fun to try out too. And things are always better when they're together.

I'm so glad you liked it. ;3;

[initials]

oh... F-food porn... .////.

L-lol... Westley and Buttercup...

(ppfft... Spain is Inigo and Port is his father. "My Name is Antonio Fernandez Carriedo, you killed my brother. Prepare to die." idek, bro) Lol crack fic between France and Scotland plz. |D Sweden as the Giant, idek. |D

[candelaria]

Y-Yes orz ... my repertoire of kinks just increases daily what can I say orz. But it was an interesting experience. XD

Yes it's such a glorious comparison. And because I totally had Scotland saying "As you wish" in mind every time France bossed him around orz.

(Spain is totally Inigo okay. Turkey and Romano make appearances too. It's fantastic. And OMFG YES. YESSSSS. I need that like burning.) If this ever gets written I think I might cry. Because it'll be just that awesome. XDDD

[hellzabeth]

And once again I cannot put my thoughts into coherent sentences because all there is is this stream of "omg hot hot hot hot haha Scotland just got bitten in the arse by his own excuse from earlier hot hot hot HAWT awww romantic lol burning hot lol England's freakout poor Germany over all HOT."

/will be in her bunk, re-reading this again

[candelaria]

Maybe I shouldn't write porn at all if it prevents people from being coherent hahaha. I could get into trouble for doing that sort of thing. :|a And haha yes Scotland totally got pwned what can I say, it's the story of his life orz. Germany is a saint, I swear. England is just... you know I DO feel sorry for England, he's always assailed by asshattery on both sides when France and Scotland team up. |D

eeeeee thank you. <3

[hellzabeth]

If you dare stop I will fly to Australia myself and loom over you until you start again. Your talent is too good to be wasted. /slightly creepy vibes what. Also lol, the history of Scotland: Rome: 0, Scotland: 1. Everyone else: 298498759302 Scotland: ... like, 3. Poor Germany, having to put up with being the Only Sane Man in Europe.

<33333

[candelaria]

I'm picking up some terrifying Russia-vibes omg. THE LOOMING. Because that totally doesn't break my concentration at all hahaha. XD ......you know that's actually pretty funny. Everyone gets PWNed by Rome except Scotland, and then they all grow up and PWN him in turn. Rome probably bestowed some of his Empirical awesome on them. :|a His suffering is difficult yes, but France CAN behave, if Germany manages to isolate him away from his "bad influences" and looms over him until he gets all his paperwork done haha. XD

<333333

appropriate icon time, yes?

[insomniel]

My goodness gracious.

I am not sure what you mean by horrible writing skills, because I quite enjoyed it. The fluffy sweetness and loving details, Scotland's sensitivity to France's emotions, they were the perfect icing to a cake of delicious delicious sexy times.

And the epilogue made me laugh. England probably had 3 coronaries, poor thing.

oh yes definitely I'm so in love with chef!France

[candelaria]

Th-Thank you very much. ;A; I always feel so embarrassed about my porn because I feel like it's not exactly the best stuff I write so it makes me very happy to hear you liked it orz. And god, well... I can write 700 years of them NOT being fluffy and it's just terrible all around, but I wanted fluff for a change. Scotland is observant; he calls it like he sees it. And France is the sort who is always VERY careful about what emotions he displays to the public; he's classy like that and picks them almost as well as he does his clothes. Of course a tiny little hairline crack does appear every now and again... and that's what he's seeing. XD

I always feel so bad for England, because I still love him, even if Scotland and France always team up against him. |D