APH: The Romantic Notions of Headhunting

Apr 12, 2010 13:07

Title: The Romantic Notions of Headhunting
Characters/Pairings: Ireland/Portugal, mentions of England
Rating: PG-13
Warning: Bad smoking habits (if that even counts), nods to the old days of barbarianism
Summary: Short, experimental fic in which an old, pre-Roman relationship takes a turn for the better. It was nothing serious, but it was ( Read more... )

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hellzabeth April 12 2010, 08:58:39 UTC
This is both simultaneously adorable and... strange. I never would have imagined Ireland and Portugal together. *stares at her EngPort ship as it readies the cannons to shoot down the new, fledgling IrePort ship*

Romantic headhunting. Oh you crazy savages.

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candelaria April 12 2010, 09:32:47 UTC
Inorite? Honestly it started out as a joke because I always believed Ireland to be one of those charasmatic boyfriend-stealing older brothers, but then I found out they actually DID know each other and... well. It's just something I wanted to play with. |D *England was so jealous I don't even. Don't worry Iggy, Port comes back to you in the end I promise~*

Oh for sure. They used to look so cute covered in blood and waving decapitated heads around orz. XD

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inquisitorial April 12 2010, 15:22:09 UTC
I bet Spain approves of Ireland more then England because he's Catholic and because Portugal being with Ireland would mess with England to no end, and that's all that really counts...

oh, and his brother's happiness too, of course. I'm sure that's important. |Db

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candelaria April 12 2010, 15:31:18 UTC
Ahaha it's so true~ I bet he'd do his very best to make sure that England overheard all the latest sordid details that was his brother's latest attempt at another relationship. He'd talk about it in meetings. Loudly. Just in case.

And of course it's great to see him smiling again too! Nothing but the best for his brother~ <3 Luck is finally smiling down on him. XDb

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inquisitorial April 12 2010, 15:51:13 UTC
At meetings, he'll just look at England with just the friendliest smile ever and just say "Hey England! Did Ireland make it back home alright? I know Portugal didn't come back until early in the morning, and I just wanted to make sure that Ireland was okay. :))))"

After all those years of being just so down, Portugal is smiling! So really, it just all worked out for the best. :Db

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candelaria April 12 2010, 16:06:15 UTC
;sldfkld;ldkfYES. The sunniest smile ever. And his brother would be going "Stop that," but he'd only reply, "Why? I'm just concerned, hermano. You haven't been out that late in FOREVER - " ......and England would see so much red. It's like bullfighting but sportier lol.

Awww of course. It's only natural that he'd be encouraging it. Plus there's no dickishness or baggage this time around so naturally Spain is more inclined to like him orz. |D

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candelaria April 13 2010, 14:23:39 UTC
Ahahaha naturally. It's one of his major plus points for sure. XDb

Complicated relationships are my specialty I don't even know. AND SERIOUSLY, HE NEEDS TO GET HIMSELF INTO A NICE, HEALTHY RELATIONSHIP. ;3; bawwww I'm sorry.

Because he's Ireland. He's totally smooth. <3

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candelaria April 14 2010, 14:52:46 UTC
AWWW YES THEY'RE PRECIOUS THAT WAY. BABIES~ <3 *coos*

lol don't worry about it, I swear I'm in the minority of people who see Ireland as a guy 90% of the time orz. But I'd like to try the same dynamic with girl Ireland all the same. XD And it's so true, Ireland has such a charm about him that everyone can't help but fall for him a little. And they get along so WELL. |D Ahaha yes, gaiz smoking is bad for you, what are you doing?

(s-sob England don't worry, that's just the sort of thing that happens when you're a tsundere jerk. Don't worry, Port will take you back. Eventually lol orz. But I approve of all of those regardless. XDb)

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candelaria April 14 2010, 17:05:16 UTC
ROME OBVIOUSLY RUINED THEM.

o-omg it's a trap Port, LOOK OUT. D: lol no I don't think she'd be different at all, there's just the slight change in anatomy and well, the Romance kids dig chicks anyway so it'd work out fine. XDb Oh Ireland you boyfriend stealer. <3 lolyes very much so. His smoking is a problem in the same way England's drinking is. |D

(bawwww yes he shouldn't have to be lonely. /HUGS :< He'd better. I honestly can't see either of them alone. They're the types who need company and cuddles. XDb)

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