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[ardeinae]

Good day, Neo Genesis, and hello -- I'll be your new Deputy Chief of Police. The ladies and kiddies can call me Mister Var, but it's Officer Vargret to the rest of you.

And play nice or I'm supposed to kick your ass and that takes effort isn't much fun for you.

Comments

[bellsofhell]

Hmmm. Fresh meat, I see...maybe you can help clean up the outbreak of...rats around here~?

[ardeinae]

That's my job right there. Though I prefer the term "ready for action" to "fresh meat."

[bellsofhell]

Well good, good. Because some of the rats are getting bold...and I'd rather not take things into my own hands.

Killer glasses, by the way.

[ardeinae]

Really now? How kind of you to at least consider the task.

Aaah, I do try to stay sharp on the job.

[principe_cieco]

Mister Var~?

[ardeinae]

That's me.

[principe_cieco]

Hello~!! Heheheh~!

[ardeinae]

Huh. Hello to you too.

[sayit_tomyfist]

First day on the job and you're already making threats?

Nice first impression there.

[ardeinae]

"Oops."

[sayit_tomyfist]

That'll get your places fast.

[ardeinae]

Oh deary me, I completely forgot that being in the police entailed nothing but lollipops and sunshine and unicorns that fart rainbows. I better go to all the terrible criminals and say that they'll get a cookie if they behave themselves.

[larandorder]

And out of curiosity, may I inquire what happened to your predecessor?

[ardeinae]

Don't care, didn't ask. Let's say he got eaten by bears.

[larandorder]

Sounds like a pretty boring end to someone's a tale if you ask me.

[ardeinae]

You got a more interesting alternate version?

[lamiaunderlaw]

Ah, congratulations on getting the position sir. Looking forward to working for you.

[ardeinae]

Aaah, there we go, I was wondering if the rest of the police had up and vanished. Seras Victoria, if the files were correct?

[lamiaunderlaw]

Yes sir, thats me.

[ardeinae]

Good to see some perky upstanding young women willing to make the city better.