So THAT'S why!

[ardaliz]

I kept feeling pain on the back of my thigh but hadn't done anything dangerous or drunken so I didn't think to, I dunno, actually LOOK...and then just now I noticed this:

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[thatjen]

I can only see the top part of the picture but lately I end up with bruises like that all the time and I have no idea where they come from. Since I bought a stripper pole I've ended up with baseball-sized bruises just from spinning around it. It's creepy, and I think I'm getting vericose veins that remain after the bruises go away. I love getting older:(

[creamofwheat]

Explaining that vericose veins came from a stripper pole is the best explanation ever.

[thatjen]

Well I had vericose veins before I got the pole but now they are worse than ever. It's horrible. Stripper poles are so unsexy, especially me on a pole, cause I'm always banging into it and injuring myself.