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[ardaliz]

Okay so I've been out with Alberto's a few more times and I sorta like him now, but his moments of menstruation are annoying. Like when he asked me if the view from yesterday's hike up to the top of the world was any good, I sent him this picture:

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[lonelyholiday]

Why would he even ask if the view was good, if he finds anything less than the Grand Canyon unimpressive? That's just dumb.

[creamofwheat]

Tell me about the view so I can rip it up with my prepared lines about manmade views being superior. So show him the pic so you can set him up to say something obnoxious? No comprendo. If you showed me that I would be like "Wow that is really beautiful." END OF STORY. He is having a my view is better than your view pissing contest!

[tinka777]

When you refer to him as Alberto's, I keep reading it at Albertaco's, which is a junky Mexican restaurant here.

[jm8yer]

So we know that he is pissy and a little stuck up; tell us the reasons you sorta like him?

[creamofwheat]

Yeah I would like to know this too!

[ardaliz]

That's an excellent question, Mantor. I'll admit that a few of the things I like about him are that he likes me, he smells good and he's interested in holding my hand.

Things I do not like about him include the fact that he tried to turn the above back on me and is excellent at making me think *I'M* the difficult one.

[bionerd]

Someone who can't (and won't) enjoy nature is *not* a keeper! That's just lame!