[Fic] Kitchen Research (PoT) FujiRyo

[arctic_dragon]

Title: Kitchen Research

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[lil_blossom]

*Mauls you* THIS WAS SO CRACK! This was so much crack love. Spreading Inanimate Object porn is so our new mission.

“Kitchen sex usually involves a kitchen.”

“Really?”

“And it doesn’t involve dressing up as cutlery.”

Fuji hummed cheerfully. “Everyone’s really missing out, aren’t they?”

I adore you, it's even more fun knowing that I helped spammed you into doing this. I'll write crack, and then your blood fic at some point ^_^.

P.S. Fine, I'll take blame for the office porn.

[arctic_dragon]

...soooo...how's the inanimate object porn coming on your end?

Can't wait for the blood fic. Started contemplating your angst fic today...this will definitely take some deep thoight.

I'm so very very proud of my cutlery porn. You be proud of your office supply porn.
BTW...started thinking of garden equipment porn, everywhere I go, I'm reminded of inanimate object porn (am wondering if I should be afraid...of juste ecstatic...currently leaning towards ecstatic)

^_^

[lil_blossom]

Me? Oh It's going all right. I just have to deal with all this stupid school work first. Done Hamlet and into large essay writings -_-

Blood fic is coming slowly... and much longer than intended... so this may take a while.

Oh, I am so coming up with more office porn, and school porn.

0_0 that is strange. I was thinking about garden porn today. I was thinking of making Ryoma a weed wacker ^^. You should be ecstatic, it's lots of gun after all.

[arctic_dragon]

yeah RL is always taking up to much of my internet time.

...large essays are evil!!! (When they tell you it's only a few pages...they must be hit!!!)

A long blood fic? Sounds intriguing (blood blood blood blood).
...do you have any idea what song the line "I won't be a woman" comes from (it was sung by a man)?

Inanimate object pron is so ruling my world.

If Ryoma's a weed whacker, what would Fuji be?

btw...started making cutlery and office supply porn icons today...any requests or ones you want first dibs on?

[forochel]

THIS IS SO CUTE!!

Crack is good for your health. SO good for your health. But really Fuji, what's the point of dressing up when you're going to rip it all off him anyway?

[arctic_dragon]

...umm...have added omake that was the previously cut ending
*points up*

Great minds think alike?

Crack is so very very fun...and stimulating

[forochel]

Oh yeah dude. Great minds SO think alike! XD

Loves the omake!

Heheheheh. Very, very stimulating.

[arctic_dragon]

...you make that sound so dirty.

I only meant it kept me awake imagining the possibilities...

(No don't say anything...that's not the way it sounds)

:P

[lady_androgene]

“Calling people normal is extremely rude.” Fuji tsked. “It makes them sound boring.”

LOL. So very well said, dear tensai. ^________^

To say that this is one of the maddest things I've ever read will be severely understating things.

"You know, you sure do complain a lot for an inanimate object.”

* dies *

[arctic_dragon]

Fuji's take on the world is so very twisted and amusing.
Maddest thing ever? *pumps fist* Woohoo!!!
*revives*
No good authors are allowed to die...at least not until they've fulfilled their inanimate object porn quota...

^_^

[lady_androgene]

ACK! You deny me merciful death for porn?!

Fine then. Click HERE

::mutters:: You evil influence you.

[hakumeisan]

*laughing too hard to give a proper comment*
I loved this! XD

[arctic_dragon]

Cutlery porn= pure amusement
Happy to entertain.
^__^

[chibik]

XDDDDDDDD that was brilliant ♥

[arctic_dragon]

:D
Thank you.