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[archmage]

My hand just beat up and killed Jessica's hand, but I stole her watch to make it look like a robbery gone bad.

You had to be there.

Comments

[mariadkins]

i totally understand ;)

[kwsapphire]

I have no idea what you're talking about, but Master and I sometimes get drunk and then start sparring and both of us end up with all kinds of bruises everywhere. I once put a foot-shaped bruise on his back, but next day neither of us remember what happened.

Course it's not really fair - we do this to prove to him that I can protect myself, but he's obviously NOT trying to kill me, and I'm not trying to kill him, whereas if it were real we'd both be out for blood. But he's at least confident that I won't let anyone take me without a few casualties.