Morphean Archive, Vol. I
Well, I feel like I should post these old ones in an accessible place for posterity, rather than leaving them to sit unused on the computer's hard drive for eternity. (I have emailed these to some of you lot long ago, but I doubt you remember.) Due to the public nature of this journal, names have been changed to protect the guilty.
"A bunch of people were on a ship, including me, wetham7, Ms. Ul-Copt (the shrine maiden from Slayers TRY), and a freshman from marching band. Some pirates were circling over us in a large four-engine seaplane. Their captain was sick and lying in bed. They decided to land at an atoll so he could recuperate. Meanwhile, the ship was hanging out in the middle of the atoll. I was hanging out when I noticed wetham7 trying to ask Ms. Ul-Copt for a date. She pointed out that he was wearing too much cologne and that they should concentrate on the threat of the pirates. After she left, I suggested that wetham7 get rid of the pirate captain so they would go away. Then I thought about how manipulative and troublesome I was being. I noted that I had sent the freshman to get some Lipton Brisk Lemon Iced Tea from a nearby vending machine and decided that some of my work was good."
You can see how much marching band sucked up my life that year, as neither of the real people in the dream was even a friend of mine. Some time after I reported this dream, wetham7 told me that he had watched TRY and it turned out that he really did like Ms. Ul-Copt. . . .