Amazing foodstuffs

[archieyap]

WOW!!!! have just been blown away by the amazing Mrs Mac. Not only did she pioneer (pie in ear?) the cheese chilli and beef pie phenom, she has now released a pizza pie. And it is good!!!!! Keep up the fantastic work Mrs Mac, dont let Mr Mac get you down. Your pies and sausage rolls are amazing.

Comments

[mooseandgoose]

do you think there really is a mrs. mac? do you think she sleeps on a pile of money?

ps: there is no mr. mac - why do think she turned to pie making.

[archieyap]

of course there is a Mr Mac. She aint Miss Mac after all. She is a business woman with a bastard husband.

[mooseandgoose]

well he must be long gone. he has probably been put away for putting his fingers in all the wrong pies - if you know what i mean.

[mintspanielle]

maybe the reason for mr macs mysterious disappearance is that mrs mac chopped him up into many little pieces and into each pie she puts one little fleck of mr mac, perhaps a skin cell, a strand of hair...Originally her meat products were called " Mrs Mac's...Husband" but one time the printers at the packaging factory werent working properly and the 'Husband' bit got cut off accidentally, so it just got shortened to "Mrs Mac". Except now Mrs Mac is running out of bits of Mr Mac to put in her pies so now she has started to put pizza in them, because it was Mr Macs favourite food, in fact it is sort of an ironic tribute because the reason Mrs Mac cut him up into many little pieces in the first place is that he just ate so much godamn pizza that she just couldn't stand it any more!