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In their reality, "legendary" is another word for "sticky"
Watched the movie "Shame" last night, which is, like, Art or Whatever but more importantly becomes like a hundred times better once you understand that you are actually watching The Real Life of Barney Stinson. This is of course assuming that you watch the same How I Met Your Mother that I do, in which Ted is definitely a serial killer and also the ( Read more... ) -
Is there a porno out there called Sex-Men: First Ass? I would presume so but I ain't going to look.
Diabla convinced me to watch X-Men: First Class. Now I really want to see a slash video of it set to "Maggie May". Heck I'd do it myself if not for this crippling laziness and deep hatred of Rod Stewart. -
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Although I don't often agree with my Agent's conversation-wheel-thing choices, I do gotta side with him w.r.t. touchy-feely scanny-tasty Illyria-channeling droids.
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Well that was a delightful flood
where by delightful I mean KILL. KILL. KILL. Oh you shut up distant thunder dopn't you fucking start. -
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Ooh so this new Skyrim Downloadable Thingamawhozit
will allow me to be King of the Vampires? Tempting. I am of course already long since King of the Dragons, King of the Thieves, and King of the Assassins, and would be King of the Werewolves as well but ew, werewolves; yet those months I spent as a creature of the night still haunt me. So many innocent farmers killed, and for what? Man, I can't ( Read more... ) -
Livejournal really doesn't want me to post pictures
(imagine a five-year-old-Nokia sharp shot of a plastic tub of slightly peach-hued goo upon which the words "ghost mango" are inscribed in Sharpie ( Read more... ) -
First bubbling note
Pretty sure I just heard someone get bit by a very small dog.