⇨ 01 [video]

[solitarynuvola]

[There's a crackle of static, before a face comes into focus, the lips twisted downwards in an expression of displeasure. His eyes have changed from their customary grey to near-black - other than that, and the frown on his face, there is no other way to determine his mood.
Being who he was, he'd worked out how to use the communication device with

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[Video]

[falteringfires]

Uhh, I'm really pretty sure that there are no herbivores here! Well, not primarily herbivores, anyway, because ingesting a certain amount of, uhh, plant matter is part of a well balanced diet! However, uhh, so is eating a certain amount of meat as well, so, the vast majority of the sapient life, uhh, on the island, that is, is most likely to be classified as an omnivore!

Oh, unless you meant that as insult, though. But in that case, it's really a pretty bad insult, as there is nothing really all that insulting about referring to someone's dietary habits. If you really want to offend somebody, you should call them something like, uhh, a twice picked scab on the over-inflated, red behind of a diarrhetic baboon.

[video;;] (OH FUCK YES TAVROSSSSS ♥♥)

[solitarynuvola]

[What even is this... human... thing... humanoid. Are those HORNS?!]

Your opinion of my choice of words is not needed, herbivore. Unless you will attempt to answer my question, then cease spouting nonsense before I bite you to death.

[Video] FFFFFFF i hope I live up tp your expectations

[falteringfires]

[Yep, horns, gray skin, and a big ol', disapproving pout]

i feel that I should state that, uhh, for the record, trolls are far more suited to the consumption of meat, and that by calling me an herbivore, you are doing little more than proving your own ignorance, and uhh, cultural insensitivity.

Further along this tain of thought, I would like to submit the observation that, uhh, this is an island, and that, there are no, uhh, barriers set up, or anything of that nature, and that, uhh, leaving, is simply a matter of finding a boat, or alternatively, uhh, swimming, away.

[He smiles, conveniently forgetting to mention that there is no way the gaurdians would ever allow that to happen, but it's okay, it's just a harmless little prank, right? No one will get hurt...]

[video] oh happiest of days, tavros is one of my fav characters from homestuck

[solitarynuvola]

[Well, he's a plain old human here. Actually, not so much back at home, but here? Yes, plain old human. Have a blank and unimpressed look.]

I couldn't care less about my so-called cultural insensitivity.
[He instantly does not trust that smile. There has to be something that prevents people getting off this island. Because stuff was idiotic like that.]

(video.)

[baraoji]

As far as I'm concern you can't leave.

[video;;]

[solitarynuvola]

I am not interested in hearing excuses. There will be a way to leave, or I will make one myself.

[Not that he's needed any longer in his future world, but it would be nice to go back to where he came from.]

[baraoji]

Don't assume so much. No matter how hard you try to communicate with your world, it all fails!

[ Srs Prince is srs. ]

[solitarynuvola]

I assume only herbivores have been trying.

[He'll be different, see.]