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[uncodlyawwesome]

wwhat the flipperin fuck is this

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trololol

[naltorian]

your doom.

[uncodlyawwesome]

if youre tryin to scare me or somefin youre out a luck
im fuckin unflappable here an noww

wwhat could possibly be dooming about a fuckin quaint lil village or wwhatevver anywway

[naltorian]

you've never seen The Village have you

[uncodlyawwesome]

is that a human movvie

[video]

[charmingchariot]

[And there's a human girl looking a bit flustered on the video feed. LANGUAGE, ERIDAN!!]

Oh, sheesh ...

[text while he tries to figure out the video function]

[uncodlyawwesome]

oh sheesh
oh sheesh
thats all you gotta say about this
fuckin trollnappin me wwhile im in the middle a some important shit this is not an oh sheesh type situation
this is a wwhat the flipperin flyin great glubbin fuck type situation

[video]

[charmingchariot]

Ugh ...

[GJ ERIDAN she's pinching the bridge of her nose like you're already given her a massive headache.]

Do you have to swear like that?

[text still being totally stupid about it......]

[uncodlyawwesome]

wwhy do you people got a problem wwith language
i do wwhat i wwant

[watchyourankles]

[Well, it took an ungodly amount of time for him to type this out, but. Here it is.]

you swore! D<

[uncodlyawwesome]

yeah i fuckin swwore wwhats the problem

text;

[watchyourankles]

swearing is bad

text;

[uncodlyawwesome]

says wwho

text

[nooksucker]

NO.

HI KAR KAR HI HI

[uncodlyawwesome]

kar
kar wwhat is goin on
im in some human hovvel im supposed to share wwith other people
wwhat is this

HI ERIDAN HI HI ♥

[nooksucker]

LONG STORY SHORT, SOMEONE TOOK PITY ON YOUR PATHETIC EXISTENCE AND BROUGHT YOU HERE. GRANTED YOU DESERVE MORE HELL THAN WHAT YOU'RE GOING TO GET, BUT IT'S A START.

YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE REPLACING SOME HUMAN FAIRYTALE CHARACTER. WHAT DOES YOUR LETTER SAY? ALSO WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU STAYING WITH?

....

ALSO WHAT'S THE LAST THING YOU REMEMBER? THERE'S A FEW OF HERE AND WE'RE NOT ALL IN SYNC.

ooh mr vantas ooh

[uncodlyawwesome]

hold on i threww it awway
wwestley wwhos that supposed to be evven
an it says ariel an guinevvere but those are stupid names

i remember
bein a reel fuckin asshole
cod kar i reely fucked up

[text]

[omgexcite]

[ she knows this text, and AW HELL NAW ]

Eridan.

[text]

[uncodlyawwesome]

[OH FUCK OH FUCK OH FUCK]

fef
oh cod

[text]

[omgexcite]

What in the world where you thinking attacking Sollux? And me!? >38(

[ ooooh no, lack of her normal quirk...]

[text]

[uncodlyawwesome]

i thought
wwell i mean

i just wwanted you to come wwith me fef
so youd be safe
wwhy didnt you just fuckin come wwith me