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[notastallion]

[ A scrawny brunet clad in leather and fur storms around his assigned bedroom (in the house he apparently shares with Fa Mulan). The places looks to be completely torn apart, the mattress overturned, drawers ransacked, and just a general mess. The remains of his welcome letter lay torn into several small pieces. Off in one corner, there lies what

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[childoftherigs]

[Wow, that sure was the first thing she wanted to see when she opened her own mirror thing]

Nice, why don't you scratch your balls next, that'd be a great idea.

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[notastallion]

[ You didn't see it, but he freaked out when the mirror started making noise and he didn't know where it was coming from. He's more than skeptical when he does answer, and hey, it's a...little girl? ]

Why don't you mind your own damn business?

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[childoftherigs]

I'll be happy to do that, soon as you stop tryin' to show me how yellow your teeth are.

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[notastallion]

Look. Kid. I've had a long fuckin' day. I just wanna get outta this crazy outfit and find the bus out of this nut house. How about you toddle off to your parents and ask for a new Twitz doll or whatever the hell partially insulting toy you kids like these days.

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[angretel]

... That's not how you use that thing, y'know.

[ Her voice is fairly deadpan as she says it. ]

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[notastallion]

Well excuse me if I'm not exactly a magical talking mirror expert.

[ And his voice is rather sarcastic. ]

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[angretel]

I just figured I should say it before you would start to pop zits or whatever as well. I doubt that anyone in this place particularly needed that view from just now.

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[notastallion]

And how do you know? Heard that people actually make videos of that shit so others can watch any time they want.

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[aeterno_arma]

[So, this explains all the ruckus he heard. Have a teen with green eyes, dark skin and light purple hair wearing a kimono. It's hard to tell if it's a man or a woman.]

Hello? Are you okay?

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[notastallion]

I'd be better if I could find the damn zipper on this thing!

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[aeterno_arma]

It could be on your back. Do you need help?

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[notastallion]

Yeah. Right. The purple-haired mirror hallucination is gonna come find the zipper that I already checked for. No thanks.