19 - still_ciircee
"I should've yelled 'bingo' when I came," Nino mumbled sleepily into the warm skin that stretched delicately over Aiba's collarbone.
"You should yell 'bingo' every time," said Ohno, the words humid at the nape of Nino's neck. "I'm coming, I'm coming, oh, ah, bingo~!" he cried in breathy imitation before breaking off in a laugh that Nino swore up and down he was not going to call 'cute'.
Aiba's giggles, however, were cute as hell. "Oh-chan is going to start doing that from now on, right?" he asked between fits.
Nino closed his eyes and enjoyed the feeling of the laughter surrounding him. "He can't, because I won sexual bingo."
"You did not," Aiba disagreed. "Nino, no you didn't!"
"Shut up, I did too," Nino said, pushing down on Aiba's shoulders as Aiba's upset threatened to spill them off of Sho's backseat.
"I slept with Jun and Oh-chan before you did," Aiba said, wriggling. If Nino hadn't been so absolutely spent he would have been very interested in that wiggle. "And then I slept with Sho before you did, too. You pointed out the stains and Sho almost went off the road, remember?"
"That was before we were playing so it doesn't count," Nino countered, stretching lazily.
Aiba gave him a dark (for Aiba) glare. "You're a slut, Nino," he complained.
"I am a filthy whore," Nino agreed cheerfully even as Ohno's hand slid between him and Aiba and covered his heart. He wondered if the words would have hurt if they'd come from anybody but Aiba. He dragged himself up a few inches and kissed Aiba on the mouth. "I blame you and this guy," he said, turning his head just enough to brush a second kiss against the handiest part of Ohno he could reach.
Ohno's hand-the one not busy between Aiba's chest and Nino's-drifted down and patted Nino's naked thigh. "Yeah," he said, "sorry about that. It was the best way to get Jun to stop scolding me about sleeping with you."
"Jun-chan worries," Aiba hummed.
"Tell me about it," Nino sighed. "Not in the kitchen, Nino, it's not hygienic. Not here, Nino, what if a customer comes in. Oh my god, Nino, there's somebody right in the next stall."
"That was me in the next stall," Ohno put in.
"And yet that didn't make him any happier," Nino mused.
"He and Sho…" Aiba said softly. Nino waited and after a moment Aiba looked up at him and smiled, though Nino could tell that his heart wasn't completely in it. "He and Sho have a lot in common, right? They'd probably really get along great if they got to spend any time together."
Nino nearly rolled his eyes. There were times when Aiba was unbelievably cute. "He and Sho should play sexual bingo," he said. Against his back, Ohno made an unhappy noise. "You don't get to complain if Jun gets to him first; it's your own fault you haven't been able to black out your Sho-spot," he told him.
Aiba looked interested. "Oh-chan, you haven't slept with Sho yet? He's really easy!"
"Don't let him hear you say that," Nino snickered, mentally planning on when he was going to tell Sho that Aiba had said it.
"I mean he's really easy once you get your mouth on his-"
"I know that," Ohno interrupted. Nino could hear his pout and he turned over to see it. It was uncomfortable, Aiba's chest had as many bones as Nino's back did, but Ohno's lower lip was sticking out just so and his round face was too irresistible. He kissed him until Ohno pushed him off. "I know that," Ohno repeated. "But he looks so horrified when he thinks I'm coming on to him that I can't help backing off. It's cute."
Nino could perfectly picture the interested-yet-horrified-at-himself look that Sho got when somebody tried to jump him. It was one of the most charming expressions that Nino had ever seen and he was tempted to throw strangers at Sho just so that he could see it again. He certainly couldn't blame Ohno for playing it out. "You're so smart," he said, pecking Ohno's cheek with a smacking kiss.
"Me too," Aiba pouted under him. "I was with him for more than a week before I jumped him."
Obligingly, Nino rolled over and kissed Aiba. "You're a genius," he said obediently.
"Complete genius," Ohno agreed, leaning over to kiss Aiba as well.
Nino watched the byplay with a lazy sense of satisfaction. He didn't like the possessive little clutch in his belly at the thought of sharing Ohno but he did like the fact that it was never there if he got to watch. "You know what we should do?" he asked.
"Get out of Sho's car and let Oh-chan go back to work?" Aiba guessed.
"That too," Nino shrugged.
"I've still got ten minutes for lunch," Ohno told them.
"And you haven't eaten anything aside from Aiba and me," Nino reminded him. "We should go over to the diner and send Jun off to play with Sho."
Ohno's long fingers wiggled against his side, tickling. "Jun won't be happy about sexual bingo."
"Of course not, that's why we're not going to tell him that we're trying to get him in the sack with Sho."
Aiba giggled and Nino snuggled into the way the sound buzzed against his skin. "It's awfully sunny today, isn't it?" he asked. "You don't notice the sun so much when you spend all day driving around. It's so warm and sunny and nice, I bet Sho is really enjoying working in Mao's garden, don't you think?"
"He's probably getting a nice tan," Ohno said companionably. "I saw him shirtless earlier."
Nino pushed Ohno off of his back and pulled Aiba up to sit with him. "We're brilliant," he said. "Let's get dressed and tell Jun how much we want to watch our pretty, pretty Sho sweat in Mao's pretty, pretty garden."
Jun would probably want to kill him if he knew, Nino thought, and that made it even more fun. As he shrugged on his clothes and promised to make Ohno a quick lunch to bring back to the station, he wondered what he was going to do for fun once Sho's car was done and they left, leaving Ohno and Jun and Aiba behind. He stuffed the thought away; the part Ohno needed for the car was backordered and there wasn't any point in not enjoying what he had while he had it. He had a murderous Jun and a sweaty Sho to look forward to and that was as far into the future as he needed to see.