NISHIKIDO RYO AND OHNO SATOSHI CAUSE DISTURBANCE IN PUBLIC?
Tokyo Sports has reported a case of 'inevitable rebellion' from two of Johnny's most notorious idols.
In the streets with the dubious flickering neon signs, where restless souls come and go, Tokyo...Roppongi. The event takes place at 'S', a soba restaurant on the edge of the mighty Roppongi intersection. It's zero o'clock in the morning, and the scene of two audacious, arrogant young men getting loose begins to unfold.
"Kya, kya!" A strange voice calls out. It's him, he who is overtaking senior's SMAP, he who boasts tremendous popularity...It's Arashi's notorious leader, Ohno Satoshi. There beside him sits a colleague, a man accustomed to assuming new roles and acting when he sees fit, the man who hails from NEWS and Kanjani8, the figure is Nishikido Ryo. They're causing an uproar, acting like children of 4 or 5 and screaming like monkeys in a zoo wanting bananas - 'Kii kii!' they cry! Time passes by. They're probably drinking. Perhaps there's some unwholesome talk of women rising between them...
Then, at that very same store, someone working in TV who just happens to be passing by and was not tipped off or stalking at all, turns their head at just the right moment...and is struck with horror! "They were annoyingly loud," the TV lackey smiles bitterly. "Even though he's an idol, Ohno is nearly 30. He truly has not an ounce of integrity."
Back at the soba shop, shit just got real. A middle-aged man finally explodes. "Shut the hell up! Someone shut them the hell up!" he screams out of nowhere. Around the store there's confusion, and the man, storms towards Ohno. Someone's gotta do it, and he's just the man.
Ohno doesn't miss a beat though. He's on his feet in a flash, roaring "You shut the fuck up!" meeting the motherfucker half way with fists clenched. For just a moment they stare at each other, blood curdling and eyes seeing red before Ohno snarls - "Yo soldier!" a voice cuts in. The voice from the soba shop shocks Ohno to stillness and he blinks twice before his eyes widen as if realizing just now what was about to happen. "Sorry," he mutters, hastily dipping his head in a superficial bow to the man before obediently returning to his seat. THE END.
Source: TOKYO SPORTS as reported by zurui-koi.livejournal.com/10577.html (the new uwasako..;)
Ok, the gist of the story is Ohno and Ryo caused a disturbance at a soba shop in Roppongi for being loud and obnoxious?