rants against pants vol. 2

[arachnodactyly]

i decide to buy pants for the first time in ohsolong. i start this mission by typing "pants" into google. the top ten results:

1. "trousers" (wikipedia)
2. "jizz in my pants" (from the album "INCREDIBAD")
3. "no pants 2k8"
4. "THE FIRST FRIDAY OF MAY IS ALWAYS NO PANTS DAY!"
5. "action pants inc."

Comments

[westacular]

Some of the songs on that "SONGS TO WEAR PANTS TO" site are actually really entertaining.

(...although personally I find "songs to NOT wear pants to" a more intriguing topic.)