I BLAME SOMEONE ELSE!!!
Edward sparkled in the sunlight.
Except it was not sunny cuz it was night-time and there was no sun on the sky. Which was bad cuz Edward didn’t sparkle - his skin of a killer was dead. Dead, he he get it?
Edward as standing in the corner of Caustic’s room. He was being omg so romantic!! I wish my bf was lyek that! And being a creepy obsessive freak and staring at the sleeping man.
Well ok, more like the passed out form too much booze, in this case half a beer, “man” who was sprawled over the bed. And by bed I mean a pile of dirty clothing.
Edward had snuck in to watch him sleep cuz that is so romantic and Edward is a hot vampire and all ho vampires are romantic. Except cuz het is eww he was not going to be romantic about Bella but instead he was so totally in love with Caustic now. Caustic made him gay.
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MOAR SOON GUISE! teee-hee! they will, lyke, kiss and stuff! But only if I get a lot and lot of reviews!!1!
(background: it started with this. sort of.
Except it was not sunny cuz it was night-time and there was no sun on the sky. Which was bad cuz Edward didn’t sparkle - his skin of a killer was dead. Dead, he he get it?
Edward as standing in the corner of Caustic’s room. He was being omg so romantic!! I wish my bf was lyek that! And being a creepy obsessive freak and staring at the sleeping man.
Well ok, more like the passed out form too much booze, in this case half a beer, “man” who was sprawled over the bed. And by bed I mean a pile of dirty clothing.
Edward had snuck in to watch him sleep cuz that is so romantic and Edward is a hot vampire and all ho vampires are romantic. Except cuz het is eww he was not going to be romantic about Bella but instead he was so totally in love with Caustic now. Caustic made him gay.
**
MOAR SOON GUISE! teee-hee! they will, lyke, kiss and stuff! But only if I get a lot and lot of reviews!!1!
(background: it started with this. sort of.