Not dead yet; I don't wnat to go on the cart!

Feb 26, 2008 14:56

I have returned, oh poor reader thou. May Cthulhu have mercy on your soul ( Read more... )

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dark_faith69 February 28 2008, 13:40:13 UTC
My Chemical Romance could turn those into great pseudo-goth, emo songs. Well, you know. Great for My Chemical Romance.
You should wear more eye makeup. 13-15 year old girls would love you.

Ooo! Even better! Mastodon should turn them into serious hardcore metal songs! Or maybe Manowar! That would be badass! Grow your hair long and learn how to play bass while swinging your head around!

(random side note: I had just finished talking bout Evil Dead so I was happy to read about Deadites and raping trees.)

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"I was happy to read about Deadites and raping trees" aquilianranger February 28 2008, 18:35:21 UTC
If I am pleased at nothing else, it is that my humble writing can elicit such quotes.

And funny you should mention it, but I am in fact growing my hair out. I don't know if it will reach Slayer lengths but you never know. I don't think I could ever teach myself how to play an instrument, (not necessarily a draw back for most heavy metal) but I could be a good Nathan Explosion as the Lead Vocalist and Lyrical Visionary.

Now I just need a good name for a band.

Hrm...

How about, "Tainted Meat", "Vagina Dentata" or "Schaedenfreud"? I bet those are taken. All the best band names are taken, I'll just have to make up a name like GWAR. Something Teutonic sounding...

"Zturmdrakynblargg" yeah "Zturmdrakynblargg"!

Shit, now I have to find actual musicians.

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Re: "I was happy to read about Deadites and raping trees" dark_faith69 February 28 2008, 20:15:40 UTC
I've listened to a lot of metal lately, and I think to play bass, you just need to know how to play 3 notes really fast.
But there's nothing wrong wanting to be Nathan Explosion. Can your voice get all gravelly?

As far as a name, just add some extra 'k's and drop vowels. Like Dethklok did.

Just take an ad to your local music store. "Brutal lyrical visionary seeks band for brutal metalness.
That should do it!

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Re: "I was happy to read about Deadites and raping trees" aquilianranger February 28 2008, 21:02:40 UTC
"As far as a name, just add some extra 'k's and drop vowels."

er... Ztrmdkrkkynblrkggk?

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