Today's Lesson:

[aquapura]

Don't microwave your socks at work.

When you leave them in too long and they start on fire leaving a lingering stench of gym shoes, roasted elastic, and oddly enough fresh sourdough bread, patients ask if there is a gas leak while coworkers shoot you murderous glances all day.

Comments

Socks

[ignispura]

I thought we have gone over this before you don't put socks in a micro or over a bond fire or a space heater.