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[aquaenumen]

I had a dream that I had a seizure. Except I don't know how asleep I was during it, since I was in my bed and closed my computer in reality. I wish I remembered what they felt like, but it was too long ago.

I also dreamed that I shot a man at point-blank range in the chest, that I was in love with Alex Karev, and that Bart Bass was pizza_sensei's father

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[pizza_sensei]

Um I wish you dream was reality so that Chuck Bass was my overprotective brother, you could date Alex Karev, who would obviously help you hide the body of the man you shot point-blank in the chest, and I would have more than enough Bass-family-money to buy a '67 Chevy Impala. Then we could all go to the bar and drink tequila and play darts.

OKAY GOOD TIMES.

A Max and Echo fight would end in a tie.

[aquaenumen]

TO THE IMPALAAAAAA!

Okay you need to deal with the REALITY which is that YOU ARE SERENA IN DISGUISE and you are a murderess. So Chuck actually going to be your brother, you just haven't been told yet. Except I'm a murderess I THINK IT MIGHT HAVE BEEN DARKEN RAHL THAT I KILLED I remember he was shirtless and had longish dark hair. D: D: I feel the need to kill some kittens to give him company.

I think dating Karev might get kind of awkward considering he is The Baby Whisperer, and Izzy might cut my LVAD. But yeah I would demand that you use some of that Bass money for a good cause - namely, making me a guest star on TV shows, getting that car, and blackmailing Chad Michael Murray into dating Ms. Duff. THEY WILL FIND TRUE LOVE AT LAST.

If we're playing darts though I want Sam Winchester on my team.

A Max and Echo fight would end in smex. /nodnod