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[aquaenumen]

crack of the day: In California, it is a misdemeanor to shoot at any kind of game from a moving vehicle, unless the target is a whale.

more crack: The T'ang Dynasty Empress Wu Hu passed a special law concerning oral sex. She felt that a woman pleasuring a man represented the supremacy of the male over the female. Therefore, she insisted all

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[ovrthinxit]

In a very pathetic, ethnocentric way, I love the fact that her name is Wu Hu (as in woo hoo). It makes me giggle with shame.

In a related note, which I already told you, it is illegal to cross Minnesota state lines with a duck on your head; when crossing into Wisconsin it is also illegal to go with a chicken on your head. And, one I didn't tell you, it's illegal to drive down Lake Street in Minneapolis in a red car on a Sunday. Apparently there used to be a large problem with gangs doing this. *shrugs*