If anything can go wrong, it will; fanxing

[aprilclash]

Title: If anything can go wrong, it will
Pairing: Yifan/Yixing, mentions of Lu Han/Minseok, Baekhyun/Chanyeol, Sehun/Jongdae, Kyungsoo/OC, Joonmyeon/surprise! (and ninja!JongKey)
Word count: 9400
Rating: NC17
Warning: crack, premarital sex, lots of pink
Disclaimer: I don't own people, only bad plots
Notes: originally written here for jazzalion at fanxingyou

Comments

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this was such a cute fic :') (I originally skipped it bc fanxing isn't my ship) but this was amazing! I love how perfectly yixing and kris complemented each other, yixing more insecure and needing prodding, and kris to open him up
(Secret here though I love the side characters so so much dumb giant yeol accidentally kissing blonde russian lap dancer baek hohoho and evil minseok and luhan lmao how did they raise their kids to know about making love... and zitao extra and bullied as usual HAHA and omg I saw that sneaky sechen at the end :') and junmyeon and yura... didn't see that one coming... and ofc kyungsoo the devil's incarnate and poor poor jongin hahaha also side note I wouldn't mind sehun babysitting my kids next time hohohoh)
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[aprilclash]

lol I didn't even choose this prompt, it was a pinch hit! i'm not really good with comedy, but i tried really hard ;;

i also want sehun to babysit my kids, is that too much to ask???? PLEASE LIFE, GIVE ME A SEHUN!

(also it's a given that there's baekhyun in everything i write)