Call me maybe; xiuhan

[aprilclash]

Title: Call me maybe
Rating: PG13
Pairing: Lu Han/Minseok
Wordcount: 1033w
Warning: mentions of sex, swearing, unbetaed
Disclaimer: EXO belongs to themselves and SME, "Call me maybe" belongs to Carly Rae Jepsen and the tumblr post belongs to tumblr and the authors.
Notes: useless word dump for MartaH because she likes to confuse me and I still don

Comments

[tyreling]

om g
choking

[aprilclash]

/pats her back/ i still have no idea myself. i remember a time when i wanted to write serious, respectable things, but it's long gone (╥_╥) but thank you for reading senpai ♥

[thatredpanda]

What the hell. Oh wait... my swearing makes sense. ANYWAY. Blame it on the meds or whatever you like but holy mother of genius crack fic. I love you. And i summon you to write more if this is the result!

[aprilclash]

you can bleed over your exo poster to summon me. I'LL PROBABLY COME.

[thatredpanda]

Hell to the no. I'm not ruining the poster the girl wasn't even supposed to give me. But I can draw on the floor and dancing like I'm mad trying to summon you (you don't want me to faint because of blood right? We all know I can't breath if I smell blood)

[charliebnim]

why did you did this magnificent thing, omg

[aprilclash]

the only magnificent things here are minseok's ass and lu han's antlers which i believe to be at least 2 meters wide U_U

thank you ♥

[charliebnim]

nope, this is too TT_TT kisses you a lot

[firesandpixies]

I AM CRYING, THIS IS HILARIOUS.

Thank you for writing this lovely piece of crack and cheese, or otherwise known as... cheese crackers. Ha ha ha ha okay I will excuse myself now.

[aprilclash]

oh, don't excuse yourself the joke perfectly matches the level of cheese crack of the fic!

thank you <3

[xiujaemin]

does pouring glitter all over your cock make it lovely bcs i think luhan had tinkerbell shit all over him. odg what am i even saying

[aprilclash]

tinkerbell lmao u're funny XD lu han is basically edward cullen creepy demon version. even if minseok sends him away i bet he'd come back and stare creepily at him while he sleeps T.T