A Thousand Hogwarts Kisses; baekyeol (1/2)

[aprilclash]

Title: A Thousand Hogwarts Kisses
Rating: pg13 (possible R in the next part)
Pairing: Chanyeol/Baekhyun
Words: 2.8k
Warning: crack, swearing, extreme cheesiness and totally uncalled for fluffiness, unbeated
Disclaimer: EXO belongs to themselves and SME
Notes: sequel to Catching Fire. HP!au.
Summary: Baekhyun and Chanyeol fill the castle with their

Comments

[chentokki]

you know how there aren't enough hogwartsau chanbaek and /FLIPS EVERYTHING/ THIS IS PERFECT!!!

“Park Chanyeol, while I don't really understand your unhealthy obsession with Mr. Byun's lower bottom, I kindly suggest you to leave him alone during class time. Twenty points from Gryffindor.” im freaking imagining snape say that with all his serious face omfg LMFAOOOOOOOOOO

“Maybe I want you to eat me.” OMFG!!! SQEUUEUEEELLSLSLSLSLS PARK CHANYEOL PLSSSSSS

And I love the SEXUAL TENSION YOU FEEL ME YOU FEEL MEEEE author nim i bow to you

AND IM EXCITED FOR THE NEXT PARTTTT? I srsly loved how you wrote this, this is the best hp au i've read for chanbaek so far TTTT How you actually incorporated different wizarding blood? And how you made baekhyun a slytherin but he's not an ass about blood types and he hates discrimination ugh loved it AND HE'S A FREAKING NEEEERD

/whispers i hope u write more hp au/

HUGS YOU AGGRESSIVELY!!!

[aprilclash]

I don't even know how to answer this >///////<

/PLAYFULLY HITS WHILE BLUSHING PROFUSELY/

[baeklights]

wait. omg. this is just so cute. let me try to leave you a coherent comment.

Kyungsoo's petition for preventing half elves to play in the school Quidditch tournament
“But he's a fucking elfish giant,” cries Kyungsoo, “they shouldn’t be allowed…”
ELFISH GIANT. lmao KYUNGSOO PLS.

Chanyeol's tongue is inside his mouth, keeping any snarky comment safely tucked inside Baekhyun's mouth.
probably the most efficient way to shut baekhyun up.

“I'm a gentleman,”
“No you aren't, you pinched my ass in front of the fucking headmaster.”
ahahaha. CHANYEOL.

“oppa I have faith in you, I know you won’t bottom for that girly elf, oppa top the Quidditch out of him.”
soft shrieks of “oppa bottoms for no one”
omg crying. TOP THE QUIDDITCH OUT OF HIM. idk why i'm shouting all these things at you bc you wrote all of this but i just.

A greenhouse isn't the best place for a date
lmao, my face is doing weird things.

ahhhhh, thank you for writing this. it's both cute and hilarious and chanyeol...chanyeol is the worst.

[aprilclash]

[piemin]

;skjglsdjfds this was such a delightful read and pls gimme the second part now or i might die
sakdhsakdhjsakfdsahfs

[aprilclash]

please don't die /flails around not knowing what to do/

just wait for a little while, please ♥

and thank you!

[haneira]

wow this was awesome, I love hp!au and I am so happy to find another one and especially about Baekyeol! This was so sweet! Is is complete? It says part 1/2.
Also, when you said half-elf, you didn't mean house-elves, did you? That would be weird (and chanyeol wouldn't be that tall...)

[aprilclash]

hi sweetie, thank you for this comment /throws hearts/ yes, it's still wip, but i'm going to write the rest one day.

and ofc Chanyeol is not a house-elf, that would be creepy. no, he's more like a Lord of the Rings elf? A forest elf? the Korean version of a fantasy elf, i think ♥

[aprilclash]

Yes, it's not complete, but I don't know when I'll write the second part.

And of course when I said elf I meant something more like LotR elves, not house-elves. That would be really weird lol.

Thank you for reading ♥

[aprilclash]

i will try my best ;; thank you for waiting for me for so long ;; ♥