---Break from packing---
t-minus approx. 40 hours til departure. *BOUNCES*
and, right on schedule, my body is attempting sabotage.
tsk tsk tsk.
*lobs grapefruit*

( The Wayward Heart, eh? dyood, check out The Wayward Breasts. turn sideways too quickly and those babies could take out a wall )

"I don't need this pain
that keeps fucking with me and my life
leave me out of it
forget about this pain
that keeps fucking with me and my life
leave me out of it

so leave me out of it
leave me out of it..."

... You fucking said it.

*HEADWALL*

*hides under a rock and waits for whatever the hell is [or isn't] going on to blow over*

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Somewhere in this dying day as I plan my great escape
I find it hard to concentrate while you maintain control
I fold and falter, empty alter
all I give I pray it makes me whole
I think the brink's around the corner
there's an error in my soul
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There's a 2 carat diamond stud in my left ear.

Aside from making me look absolutely pimptastic (see Abu), this piece of jewelry has bestowed me with the ability to say things like "X to tha muthafuckin D, yo" without being struck by lightning.

... and it's SHINY

( name, rank, serial number, orgasm vs. losing a toe, and 96 other mysteries unraveled )

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but it's all mine
*cackles gleefully*

Road Test = OWNED

both my computer and my internet connection are well on their way to being six feet under.

I had something witty and intelligent to post, but then I ran across Hellcat's pic post from yesterday

...

yeah.

my brain: opaihovnaoevnoebgoah28y5983hthp9hOMFGSEXINCARNATE /HUMP CHAIR FRANTICALLY

woman, you are going to be the death of me.

got bored tonight.
figured i'd drag out the digi and take a new pic or two, as I hadn't done that in awhile.
... and this was the result
( me. in a bra. with weird lighting. but still rather stunning )

i just found a five-leaf clover.
you read that right. not four leaves. FIVE.


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