darude is the auditory equivalent of crack

[appledoom666]

Writer's Block Update: any attempt I make at writing quality material that doesn't involve bitching [or porn] fails miserably, as it's the mental equivalent of trying to run a mile through neck-deep peanut butter

Comments

[fuilleverte]

Step 1 make like Frankie goes to Hollywood RELAX

Step 2 Have a conversation with your main character.. find out who he/she/it is and then from there you can begin introducing him/her/it to the world...

Works for me in LARP.. Should work in Writing I guess...

[appledoom666]

make like Frankie goes to Hollywood RELAX
you're aware, of course, of the fact that, in the context of the song, you just told me to go have a few decent orgasms, right?
*tsk, tsk*... that's naughty.

sadly, i'm not in story writing mode, i'm in rant-writing mode, so there are no characters for me to get to know. The only personality (-ies) i have to deal with are my own.

[hatter]

When you're neck-deep in peanut butter, porn sounds like a great match.

the hatter

[appledoom666]

*blinks*
that's gotta be one of the best comments anyone's ever left me.

damn. i'm not even gonna try and run with that one - remarkably difficult act to follow.

all we need now is a few midgets, a monstrous tub of margarine, and fifteen live geese and we're in business!

[hatter]

You're welcome - but you already said, no point trying to run, you're as well to wallow in it, and bring on the smut. Midgets are now back in stock, following the shortages while filming hobbits, potter, and charlie and the chocolate factory, all around the same time. Glad you requested margarine though, I had a terrible time this weekend trying to find unsalted butter.

the hatter

[appledoom666]

... i think i'm in love.

*bows before you in awe*

[vamphyrex]

mmmm peanut butter

[ordo]

Wait. You write porn? Can I see?

[appledoom666]

sure.
pick a category/genre and i'll custom write you a few paragraphs, if you so choose.
i'm bored and need something to do.

[ordo]

Custom? Oh, I just wanted to see what you have already.

[appledoom666]

my archive is scattered hither and thither. it would take a bit of effort for me to dig the good stuff up.

[stabbityrabbit]

Well, you could always write your bitching in the form of a narrative, ala George Orwell's 1984.